Here are a buttload of pics from the second day of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's Mexican getaway. Am I crazy or does Sam have some wicked five o'clock shadow going on in that first pic? I mean, wow, I don't like to shave either on vacation, but the...

Kim Kardashian's run on Dancing with the Stars has come to an end already. She was surprisingly voted off last night considering followers of the show believed Cloris Leachman, who had the lowest score, would get the boot. E! Online reports: Tonight's se...

Right off the bat, I'll be the first to say it: Britney Spears looks awesome. Seriously, all jokes aside, she looks great. That said, Britney probably should've toned down the cleave while visiting a public school in the Bronx today. I'm pretty sure that...

I hadn't even considered people might want to listen to Jack White and Alicia Keys' new Bond theme as a recreational activity outside of the film, but presumably that's the pitch with this music video for their song, Another Way to Die. Surprisingly, I d...

Apparently, there's some shady circumstances surrounding Heather Locklear's DUI arrest. The person who called 911 to report Heather was former Us Weekly staffer Jill Ishkanian who was under FBI investigation for hacking Us computers to locate celebrities...

In a shocker even for Dancing With the Stars, Kim Kardashian became the third celebrity contestant to be booted off the show. Even though Cloris Leachman received the lowest score of the night, she's this season's Jerry Springer, a fan favorite in this po...

Like every other 8-year-old riding the planet, Roan Bronstein has smelly feet. No big deal. Unless your mother is crazy actress Sharon Stone who wanted her son to have botox injected into his feet to cure the smell - since bathing and changing socks doesn...

Sharon Stone lost custody of her eight-year-old son last week with little explanation as to why - until now. Turns out Sharon Stone has the parenting know-how of a jelly donut. Here's a snippet of the judge's ruling via People: Saying that Stone is unabl...

Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night when she got suddenly ill before her concert in Montreal, according to the AP. No information was given on her condition, but Janet's already rescheduling the show so it can't be too serious. Of course,...

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n' slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly because, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn't run off screaming into a wood chipper. Jesus. Who saw that coming...

Britney Spears, who sweeped the VMAs with her video for Piece of Me, doesn't even think it's a good video. I mean, she made the thing while she thought she was a British nanny which proves those fat cats at MTV bailed out Britney. See what I did there? I...

Audrina Patridge hosted an event for Bombay Sapphire in Vegas over the weekend proving she's the only pure and decent thing to come out of The Hills. Audrina grasps the concept that nobody wants to hear her talk. Ever. Not even if the sound of her voice ...

Paris Hilton's new reality show Paris Hilton's My New BFF starts tonight on MTV and it will feature her latest single My BFF. For those of you playing the home game, BFF stands for Big Fucking Fail. Check out the lyrics on this trainwreck: All my life I'...

After word broke yesterday that Adnan Ghalib is looking to sell a sex tape of Britney Spears to the highest bidder, her people are denying its existence, E! News reports: The story is completely false, the source tells E! News. Spears' rep at Jive Record...

TV mindfreaker Criss Angel's largely hyped $85 million Cirque de Soleil show Believe opened in Vegas at the Luxor over the weekend to furious reviews and disappearing fans. Many of them even walked out during the middle of the performance. According to th...

Adnan Ghalib is still a douche and he's back since his name is in the news again. The rumor of him trying to find a buyer for a 2-hour sex tape that features Britney Spears is getting bounced around the nets and he's come out to say it isn't true and didn...

Criss Angel's $85 million Cirque de Soleil show Believe opened in Vegas over the weekend, and what do you know? It TANKED. Audience members reportedly walked out of the theater and demanded their money back after witnessing an epic fail covered in douche...

If you thought the recent Wall Street crash was bad (How 'bout that Dow today?), talk to Hugh Hefner: It's costing him pussy. The recent credit crunch has forced the Playboy founder to reduce staff which fully, 100%, without a shadow of a doubt because t...

Legendary actor, philanthropist and race car enthusiast Paul Newman succumbed to cancer at the age of 83 on Saturday, according to the Associated Press: The 10-time Academy Award nominee died Friday at age 83, surrounded by family and close friends at hi...

When Heath Ledger died earlier this year from an accidental overdose, his will left everything to this parents and three sisters. It was written, of course, before the birth of his daughter Matilda with Michelle Williams. Many believed Michelle would fil...

Plane-crash survivor Travis Barker was discharged from the Joseph M. Still Burn Center in Georgia today well ahead of the two-week mark given by Jermaine Dupri on Friday. DJ AM, who also escaped the crash with Travis, was released Friday. People reports:...

With yet another film debuting at number one, Shia LaBeouf has bragging rights to the title of King of the Box office as he steps into the same league as Will Smith and Tom Hanks. His movie Eagle Eye, which also stars Michelle Monaghan, took in over $29 m...

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds quietly wed this weekend in Canada, People reports: Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C. This is the first marriage fo...

Heather Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol for suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance. She was picked up in Montecito after someone called 911 to report an erratic driver. The LA Times reports: Locklear sho...

Actress Heather Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol for suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance. She was picked up in Montecito after someone called 911 to report an erratic driver - who was deliberately destr...

Ryan Reynolds became Mr. Scarlett Johansson in Canada this weekend. People magazine has the exclusive details that the couple, who announced their engagement in May, were officially married yesterday somewhere near Vancouver. Johansson, 23, began dating R...

Paul Newman, the legendary Hollywood actor, died Friday at his home in Westport, Connecticut, after a long bout with cancer. He was 83. Newman attained stardom in the 1950s and never lost the movie-star aura, appearing in such classic films as Cat on a H...

Lindsay Lohan has reached the final straw with her father Michael Lohan. After another battle in the press this week, Chesty Chesteron of Chestrackistan has decided to file a restraining order against her old man. Page Six reports: Sources said, that she...

Artist Jonathan Yeo created the above portrait of Paris Hilton using nothing but old porn magazines. He's currently exhibiting the work at a London art gallery along with a portrait of George W. Bush using the same medium. This Yeo fellow clearly has a k...

Travis Barker is doing well and feeling the love from fans, according to his business partner Jermaine Dupri. Travis, along with DJ AM, are in the hospital after suffering severe burns when they escaped a plane crash that left four of his friends dead. P...

Apparently, I wasn't joking when I said it's British Chicks in Lingerie Week. Who knew? Anyway, here to round off the week are Page 3 Girls Rhian Sugden and Rosie Jones launching the Ann Summers store in Liverpool. If you're wondering who is who, get the...

Britney Spears' new single Womanizer debuted today on Z100. I've got the audio for you after the jump and, surprise, it sounds like all her other stuff: processed shit. Now, I'm willing to concede Britney's making steps forward in the looks department, b...

According to reports, Kevin Federline may be trying to get back ex-wife Britney Spears and repair their troubled relationship. Sources claim that K-Fed has confessed that her bank account Britney is still the love of his life and has apparently apologized...

Chris Kattan's ex-wife Sunshine Tutt is walking away with a bundle of cash after just two months of marriage, according to TMZ: Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would've given Tutt less that 10 grand -- but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a ...

Paris Hilton appeared on ABC's morning bitchfest 'The View' Thursday to try and promote her new MTV reality show My New BFF. But co-host Joy Behar - who's motto is attack all guests - wasn't buying what she was selling. Instead, she took her shots by ripp...

Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with drunk driving for his involvement in a traffic accident that badly injured his hand, but he faces having his license suspended because sheriff's officials said he refused to submit to a breathalyzer test following the...

Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with DUI after a car accident in July that severely damaged his hand. Even though it was later determined the other driver ran a red light, Shia refused a breathalyzer test at the scene which could cost him his license fo...

Hayden Panettiere's father is facing misdemeanor battery chargers after getting in a drunken fight with his wife in August. The incident was described as a misunderstanding. Just like the second season of Heroes. ZING! The Associated Press reports: Alan ...

Hugh Hefner really must be rocking the Depends because Bridget Marquart, the last faithful Girl Next Door, is bailing on him, Page Six reports: Word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, Bridget's been getting quite close wit...

Britney Spears was spotted wearing a wig late last night while leaving the set for the Womanizer video. She apparently plays some sort of slutty waitress who straddles a guy while eating cherries. You can't make this shit up. Us Magazine reports: The sce...

While doing press for her new movie Battle in Seattle, Charlize Theron told Josh Horowitz of MTV.com that she can't figure out why the hell people watch The Hills: Theron: [Long pause, laughs.] So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at ...

In case you guys didn't get the memo, it's British Chicks in Lingerie Week here on The Superficial. This time around it's model Danielle Bux who's also the girlfriend of soccer legend Gary Lineker. She's launching the La Senza flagship store in London wi...

Michael Douglas fielded questions yesterday about the current economic crisis facing America. Apparently, playing Gordon Gekko in Wall Street over two decades ago makes him a financial expert. Wow, way to hit a home run, mainstream media. For a minute th...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills pretended to be people who shouldn't be launched into space yesterday by volunteering at the Union Rescue Mission in LA. The two served meals to the homeless while attempting to look deeply concerned about the ...

It's one of those mysterious things, why the vapid show The Hills is so popular. America Ferrera and other stars have wondered about it, and now Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron has put in her two cents worth, observing - It's about nothing! I reali...

Natalie Portman and folk-singer Devendra Banhart are no longer together, according to People: Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his Carmensita video, which was shot last March. A short time later, they took their romance publi...

Britney Spears stopped for some coffee yesterday after leaving a dance studio in LA. She continues to look remarkably decent for a woman who only months ago filmed amateur porn in Mexico and spoke with a fake British accent. So, either Britney is a beaco...

Lindsay Lohan (seen above on a photo shoot last night) is sparring with her dad in the press again. Page Six has obtained an e-mail from Michael Lohan which he sent to x17online. In it, he criticizes Samantha Ronson and thinks she's the one behind Lindsa...

Hugh Hefner's youngest girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson (above) is reportedly dating Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles, according to Page Six which also confirms the rumors of Holly Madison and Criss Angel hooking up are true: As for Madison's fling wit...

Hey, everybody, Clay Aiken is gay! The singer, who recently became a dad, has come out of the closet in an exclusive interview with People. In related news, the sky is blue. NOTE: Hats off to the folks over at Dateline Hollywood for creating hilarious v...