Here's some news that's so retarded it has to be true: Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly pregnant again. Turns out no one told her breastfeeding isn't a form of a birth control. Surprise! In the meantime, I can only assume Lynne Spears is waiting until Jam...

Clearly before news of a potential bun in the oven hit today, Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend Casey Aldridge sat down with OK! Magazine to address the rumors that he was cheating on Jamie Lynn with 28-year-old Kelli Dawson and others: That is just co...

These are shots of Lindsay Lohan out shopping yesterday with no bra and a just barely see-through top. I'm not going to say I spent all morning scouring for nipples, but then again, I wouldn't be a hero if I didn't. On a related note, pressing your corne...

Sad news, America. Kim Kardashian won't be sashaying across your TV screens again. While it was rumored she'd be replacing recently injured Misty May-Treanor on Dancing with the Stars, producers opted to go another route, according to E! News: As it turn...

Esquire magazine has crowned a new Sexiest Woman Alive for 2008 and the title goes to eternal beauty Halle Berry. The new mom is rightly stunned: Well, I don't know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I'll take it. On t...

Just three months after pushing a bowling ball outta her loins - it was rumored that young mom Jamie Lynn Spears is rarin' to relive the whole childbirth experience again, Real soon! She and boyfriend Casey Aldridge welcomed daughter Maddie on 19 June, an...

Talk about great timing! Worldwide economic collapse, climate crisis, and culture wars, Dominic Monaghan and Freddy Rodriguez have signed on to star in Fortuna, a futuristic flick set in the year 2100. The Hollywood Reporter says that the horror flick (wh...

Jennifer Lopez has been successfully converted to Scientology by her best friend and King of Queens star Leah Remini (above). In an interview with The Daily Beast, J. Lo admits she'd let her children attend a Scientology school then basically confesses s...

Holly Madison confirmed to TMZ yesterday that the rumors are true: she's no longer dating Hugh Hefner. A cameraman asked if she could get him into the Halloween party at Playboy Mansion to which Holly responded: I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't t...

Madonna Guns Ciccone kicked off her Sticky & Sweet tour in the U.S. and decided to take a swipe at Governor Sarah Palin that's so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went These white women...

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reunited after getting chased out of their respective villages with torches, People reports: They're taking it slow, says a source. They're on the road back to being together again. The comedians, who ended their fiv...

David Duchovny is out of rehab for sex addiction after he checked himself for allegedly cheating on Tea Leoni. People reports: David Duchovny has checked out of a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, according to his lawyer, Stanton Larry Stein. Davi...

Halle Berry is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, 2008. Check out her pictorial by photographer Cliff Watts which sort of makes me regret pummeling print journalism with an iron fist. Well, that, and it's not like I can take my laptop in the can. Or maybe......

These are shots from Britney Spears' upcoming video Womanizer. Here's an exclusive rundown of her characters only on The Superficial: 1. Porn star Britney. Did y'all just tape us doing it? Ha, you guys! That's gross. 2. Cocktail waitress Britney. What do...

How did Charlize Theron manage to mess this up? Check this out: The actress was paid $20 million to wear a Raymond Weil watch 24/7. You know, be seen in it, wear it to premieres, to Starbucks, where ever. Probably even got a collection of watches to pick ...

Jodie Marsh continued her silicon-fueled rampage through the English celebrity scene by attending soccer player Jermaine Defoe's birthday party Sunday night. Wait, I didn't know she did birthdays. She'd go perfect with my whiskey out of a brown bag at th...

Last year, rocker Courtney Love wrote on her MySpace page that she lost her excess pounds the hard way by determination and grit and following a strict diet. But now a friend of the rocker says that Courtney is uber-skinny because of a secret gastric band...

Former Friends star Jennifer Aniston, who has some trouble opening movies on the big screen, is still considered to be an A-lister to the Hollywood set and has been reportedly offered a ridiculous $21.7 million to do a sequel to the horrible flick 'The Br...

Amy Winehouse could be joining the ranks of Tom Cruise. She's been contacted by the Church of Scientology who think they can cure her using their Narconon system which, God Xenu willing, involves sticking your face in a volcano. The Daily Mirror reports:...

Coming off the heels of a recent elimination, Kim Kardashian could be returning to Dancing with the Stars as early as this week to replace Olympic volleyball player Misty May-Treanor who ruptured her Achilles tendon on Friday. E! News reports: ABC says t...

What if Sarah Palin played Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey? My answer: The universe would collapse on itself with a quiet We're mavericks, don'tcha know. But, apparently, the folks over at NBC and the McCain campaign aren't concerned with t...

Michael Lohan is auctioning off a chance to get in the ring and punch the press-whore out of him. The auction starts at $5,000 with all proceeds going to charity, according to FOX News: Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the event, said he expects a big turnou...

Enjoy these pics while you can of a non-pregnant Angelina Jolie at the premiere of The Changeling over the weekend. After recently birthing twins Knox and Vivienne, turns out she's already bored with them and ready for more. Somebody get this chick a med...

David Spade, who somehow dated Heather Locklear in 2006 (Damn his hobbit magic!), texted her shortly after her recent DUI arrest to lend his support, according to People: I think things get blown out a lot of proportion, said Spade. She's always solid an...

Salma Hayek stopped by German TV show Wetten Dass over the weekend sporting a traditional dirndl. There was nearly an international incident when her entire breast almost popped completely out of her outfit. I'm not sure what U.N. protocol is, but I'm gu...

So this is what it feels like to see O.J. Simpson get convicted of something. The Juice and his accomplice Clarence C.J. Stewart were both found guilty of robbery and kidnapping after they targeted a group of Las Vegas sports memorabilia collectors in Ve...

Kim Kardashian has knocked down rumors on her official blog that she's had plastic surgery by posting the above picture of herself. Can you guess how old she is? Try 14. Ha ha ha! You're going to jail. Here's the word from Kim: I believe I have answered ...

There's going to be a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie after all now that it has been announced that Johnny Depp will be back to reprise his role as Capt Jack Sparrow. And it will be the largest paycheck ever in Hollywood history - $64 Million!! The ...

O.J. Simpson and his accomplice and partner in crime Clarence C.J. Stewart were both found guilty of felony armed robbery and kidnapping last Friday. The duo and a bunch of gun-toting thugs tried to rob a bunch of sports memorabilia collectors in a Las Ve...

Samantha Ronson's lawyer was no match for the lawyer of celebrity blogger Perez Hilton who was successfully defended in his libel suit against his favorite celeb target - Lindsay's lesbian lover. Not only did Sam lose the lawsuit, she was ordered by the j...

Samantha Ronson dropped a bombshell today when she admitted she doesn't work out. Apparently, the folks at People couldn't get enough of Sam's svelte figure in a bikini this week. Which leads me to believe they get wet in the pants at the sight of Amy Wi...

Britney Spears decided to put a shawl over head while departing LAX yesterday 'cause she's wacky. Of course, when she does something like this everyone thinks it's adorable. I do it, and Kiefer Sutherland's attaching jumper cables to my nads. (Don't drin...

Hey, Republicans, these two are all yours! The new charitable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt helped kick off the Taco Bell Reality Check Challenge yesterday which helps stop world hunger. When asked about the Vice Presidential Debate, Spencer endorsed hi...

In an unexpected Friday surprise, I got a hold of some Beyonce Knowles bikini pics. I gotta admit though, they're a tad anticlimactic considering she usually errs on the side of smokin' hot. It's like unwrapping a Wii on Christmas morning, but inside the...

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's oatmeal-esque relationship is hitting the rocks. While Jake is tied up filming the adaptation of the Prince of Persia video game, the long distance relationship isn't going well with Reese who should, seriously, tr...

Alex A-Rod Rodriguez of the New York Yankees is officially a single man which means he can hook up with all kinds of mad hotties that throw themselves at him. So, naturally, he went straight to Madonna. The two were spotted out together this week sparkin...

Race car driver and 'Dancing With the Stars' contestant Helio Castroneves must appear in a Miami courtroom today to face federal charges of tax evasion and conspiracy. According to reports, his sister and business manager, Katiucia, and his attorney, Alan...

Natalie Cole is back home and taking it easy after being laid up in the hospital for a few weeks while battling Hepatitis C. The 58-year-old daughter of the late Nat King Cole was forced to cancel her fall tour dates after checking into a New York Hospita...

Last night the Vice Presidential Debate took place between Republican Governor Sarah Palin and Democratic Senator Joe Biden. If you don't know who these people are, please engage in activities with a high risk of infertility. Anyway, consider this post a...

I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to come right out with it: I'm no longer harboring a secret crush towards you. I'm sorry if I've just shattered your world as you know it. Really I am. And if it makes you feel any better, it's not you (Or ...

Sharon Stone is denying reports she wanted her eight-year-old son to get Botox for his foot odor problem, according to her attorney. Entertainment Tonight reports: This week it was reported in connection with Sharon Stone's custody dispute that she wante...

Brooke Hogan attended the Bejeweled show last night at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami, and someone should tell her she's not at Buckingham Palace. No need to get fancy. That said, I think it's time we all acknowledge the truth about Brooke Hogan: She's ...

Here are shots of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's third day in Mexico. All I'm saying is, would it kill them to go to a nude beach for a change? And by them I mean just Lindsay. Sam can go to the beekeeper's outfit beach. Or, I dunno, stab a bunch of...

Sandra Bernhard is still alive (?) and just got herself banned from a benefit for a women's shelter after recently making a rape joke about Sarah Palin. Sandra said the Alaska governor would get gang-raped by my big black brothers if she ever came to New...

Former America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden has revealed her account of the airport brawl between her family and Hairspray star Nikki Blonksy's (above). While filming an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Bianca described the incident ...

Dear Loyal Readers of Voting Age, Greetings! When I'm not posting pics of large-breasted celebrities in bikinis, I'm an avid political junkie who understands this is an important election year. That being said, if people out there vote for the next presi...

When Ali Lohan was recently approached by Johnny Wright, the guy who manages Justin Timberlake and the Jonas Brothers, with an offer to manage her career, guess who stepped up and said thanks but no thanks? Yup, mother Dina Lohan wants to be the only pers...

Adnan Ghalib is changing his tune about the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. He issued the following denial to Star yesterday: There is no sex tape, Adnan tells Star exclusively, and I've never claimed there is one. I don't know where these quotes...

Anne Hathway stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film Rachel Getting Married, and the conversation quickly moved to her relationship with convicted con-man Raffaello Follieri. Unlike Paris Hilton, Anne didn't pout like a spoiled brat, and ...

Adding fuel to the pregnancy rumors, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were recently spotted in Neiman Marcus shopping for engagement rings and are looking to get married on the ASAP, according to a source for the Chicago Sun-Times: Jessica Simpson and main ...