I honestly have no idea why the paparazzi are suddenly following Alessandra Ambrosio around and I honestly don't care. It'd be like questioning why God dropped a giant pile of cash and a Ferrari in your driveway. Just take it and run. And if you have to...

After being released from jail Paris Hilton told the press, There is so much more to life than that whole club scene. But it's Paris Hilton, so on Saturday she hit up Les Deux dressed like this, and was seen dancing against a wall with her arms in the a...

Brooke Hogan went to a Maui beach yesterday and showed off her body in a bikini. Which isn't nearly as horrifying as that sounds. Although to actually be as horrifying as Brooke Hogan in a bikini sounds, bats would have to fly out of your monitor and cl...

Hayden Panettiere, the cheerleader from Heroes, spent her weekend at the beach frolicking around with some dude. And if you thought I was kidding when I said to expect two more months of celebrity bikini pictures, I wasn't. My God, was I wasn't. There a...

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Paris Hilton showed up to Lindsay Lohan's Fourth of July bash hosted by A.J. Lamas (the son of Lorenzo Lamas), and the two apparently made peace. The NY Daily News reports: Paris has decided to give Lindsay a second chance, says a spy, noting that the t...

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker got married in a civil ceremony in Paris today. The two will have a second ceremony tomorrow at Paris's Eglise Saint-Germain l'Auxerrois, followed by a lavish celebration at Vaux-le-Vicomte. Which is just a whole lot of word...

Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted cleaning out her car yesterday after spending the day at the beach. I'm just glad the paparazzi captured shots of her doing regular everyday stuff. Sometimes the public forgets people as good looking as Alessandra and I a...

Jennifer Garner spent her Fourth of July surfing with Ben Affleck in Hawaii. Maybe surfing isn't the right word here. It looks more like a 'being pale' contest, and Jennifer is totally beating everybody in the entire world. When I first saw these I thoug...

Paris Hilton was spotted leaving a private acting coach carrying a copy of Ivana Chubbuck's The Power Of Acting. Aww, isn't that cute? She actually believes she has talent. The odds of her becoming a respected actress are about as good as my pet turtle ...

Bai Ling was spotted outside club Area in LA on the Fourth of July and told paparazzi she had gotten married in Vegas earlier that day to Damon Elliot, the son of singer Dionne Warwick. Which is just absolutely insane. I mean, really, Mr. Damon Elliot? ...

Paris Hilton is friends again with Lindsay Lohan and recent pics show the two almost friendly. Amazing that Hohan would forgive Paris for the whole Greasy Bear video last year when the Firecrotch comment came up, but Hohan has apparently been forgiven for...

Rap mogul 50 Cent says he was too generous to the artists he signed to his label, G-Unit Records. After having spent $8.5 million on rappers, he told XXL magazine: I broke it down. I told them I wouldn't be assisting them financially anymore. Pretty much ...

Diddy was set to host a party at Whitehouse in the Hamptons Tuesday night, but he showed up at 2:15 am and then only stayed an hour before collecting his paycheck and leaving with two girls. The NY Daily News reports: No wonder his stay was brief: The on...

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If you don't understand why I'm posting these shots of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini you really don't belong on the site. I'm not even sure if you belong on the planet. And I don't want to perpetuate any of the unrealistic body images set by society, ...

Remember back in February when Britney Spears shaved her head, went crazy, and then attacked a car with her umbrella? Well she wrote a letter to X17 (the paparazzi agency that photographed her) and it makes absolutely no sense at all. She writes: Dear x1...

I still don't know who Ashley Tisdale is, but she's still in Hawaii wearing bikinis and that's good enough for me. Although it's freaking me out that she's 22-year-old and somehow manages to look 12. I'd suggest a time machine, but everybody knows the o...

Kate Moss kicked Pete Doherty out of her home yesterday after finding out he had a fling with a South African last Thursday. All of Doherty's stuff was moved out and the two are allegedly broken up for good. The Mirror UK reports: The couple had a series...

So it's finally over between Kate Moss and Pete Doherty? According to reports Kate has thrown her Baby Shambles man out of her London home after he cheated on her with a South African model named Lindy last Thursday. The couple were said to have had a rag...

The Arctic Monkeys have become the latest musicians to question whether performers taking part in Live Earth on Saturday are suitable climate change activists. It's a bit patronising for us 21 year olds to try to start to change the world, said drummer Ma...

Troubled political offspring Al Gore III was arrested early Wednesday morning for doing 100 MPH on a California highway in an environmentally friendly hybrid Toyota Prius. Oh, and he was also charged with having some green bud on him (again!) as well as f...

God help me. NOTE: It is curious that between these pictures and these pictures she managed to put on about 20 pounds. Especially considering they were taken on the same day. Photos: Splash ...

Like all great Americans, Lindsay Lohan celebrated Independence Day by getting in a bikini and lounging around a Malibu beach house. I'm not even sure if she's in rehab anymore. She says she is, but she's constantly leaving to attend parties and go roll...

Britney Spears already wrote a letter to the paparazzi apologizing for the umbrella incident, but she decided that wasn't enough and posted an update to her official website with the same stupid garbage. I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4...

Have fond childhood memories of Alvin and the Chipmunks? Want to see those memories get raped in the ass by Hollywood? Then check out the official movie poster here....

Hilary Duff spent her Fourth of July with her sister Haylie Duff on the beach. And I know she's 19-years-old, but there's something deeply disturbing about seeing her in a bikini. Whenever she dresses like an adult she always ends up looking like some k...

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Famous magazine has the first pictures (pretty SFW) from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's sex romp in Mexico and they're extremely disappointing. Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around naked in Mexico, and then word leaked that ...

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We haven't heard any official confirmation out of Christina Aguilera's people, but her estranged father is blabbing to the media that the pop star is pregnant with her first child. Fausto Aguilera told Life & Style magazine: I'm so excited. I want Christi...

Let's hope stick thin Nicole Richie is eating an extra leaf of lettuce now that she's looking very pregnant, about 3 months along. She hasn't come out and confirmed her condition though, which is understandable since she has other things on her mind - lik...

Shia LaBeouf had landed at the No. 2 on Entertainment Weekly magazine's list of stars. He's got a career that other young actors can only dream of and he knows it. While appearing on The Early Show on CBS to promote Transformers, Shia said his success has...

Michelle Rodriguez was spotted in LA doing chin-ups on a beam at Teddy's Thursday night. She managed to do seven, and when asked why she was exercising at a bar she replied: I'm a dork. Although a more appropriate response would've been to just pull out...

Kate Moss is being dropped by lingerie brand Agent Provocateur and her $1 million contract won't be renewed when it expires next month. No specific reason was given, though they're replacing her with a fresh face to represent their brand. And who can bla...

Naked pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are making the rounds to gossip mags. Life and Style magazine published a set of images allegedly showing the nude couple snogging in a hot tub while on vacation in Mexico.The 'Newlyweds' star and his MTV DJ ...

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has become a pioneer of sorts. Setting aside artistic vision, at least somewhat, she going to be the first singer to pen lyrics to endorse products in her songs. Fergie will receive a reported $4 million by Candie's to promot...

Actress Michelle Pfeiffer - who isn't in the news and gossip columns nearly enough - has hailed fashion guru Giorgio Armani as her soulmate saying his guidance has kept her off the worst-dressed lists. The 49-year-old beauty met Armani while filming Scarf...

I guess Scarlett Johansson has finally gotten sick of being sexy and decided to start looking like this. Instead of owning a mirror, she probably has a giant poster of herself up when she was hot. There's no other explanation for how she could leave her...

Jessica Simpson was spotted at the gym showing off her insane man calves. The rest of her looks pretty good, but damn. There are bodybuilders sitting at their computers right now weeping. Oh, not because of her calves or anything, but because I just sho...

Ashley Tisdale was spotted in Hawaii yesterday in a bikini. And I'm pretty sure she isn't famous, but she was in Disney's High School Musical and she shares the same birthday as Lindsay Lohan (she turned 22 yesterday), so that's good enough for me. Besi...

I don't know if this is news since we've already known for weeks, but several sources have confirmed that Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant. She's been dating Joel Madden for over six months and In Touch reports that the two will get married this summer....

Lindsay Lohan quietly turned 21 yesterday and spent the day at a beach house wearing a bikini and giant blue plastic shoes. Her mom and sister were there, along with friends Samantha Ronson, DJ AM, and Evan Ross. She left the party around 2:15 AM and we...

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Paris Hilton was spotted on a beach in Hawaii doing some sort of slut calisthenics. She's literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she's training for some nonexistent whore competition. If you ever went on a date with her, I imagin...

Turns out Mindfreak magician Criss Angel has been married for the past five years to a woman named Joanne Sarantakos, and the two kept their relationship a secret to increase Angel's sex appeal (?) amongst fans. However, now the two are getting divorced,...

Over there, captain! I can almost see my sense of shame! Rebecca Gayheart was spotted topless with her husband, Eric Dane, on a chartered yacht during their vacation in Porto Cervo. Which might actually be exciting if she was hot or if I knew who the hel...

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Here's Part 2 of the epic story that is Paris Hilton at the beach. There was just too much story to fit into one post. Too much action. Too much romance. Too much danger. Check out Part 1 here. Photos: Splash...