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Lauren Conrad Ready to Jump Off The Hills Gravy Train

2008-10-15

Even being paid $75,000 an episode isn't enough to keep Lauren Conrad interested in doing MTV's 'The Hills' for much long. She explains to Extra: It's coming to a point where I love this show so much, but I'm ready to kind of walk away. I've been doing it...

 

Tim McGraw Wouldn't Buy His Greatest Hits Album Either

2008-10-15

Country music superstar Tim McGraw apologized to his fans this week after his record label released a greatest hits album. He says he has new music but it was the idiots at the label calling the shots and that the release of a Greatest Hits 3 cd is an emb...

 

Holly Madison 'Bowls for Boobies' (No joke.)

2008-10-14

Holly Madison went Bowling for Boobies last night at Lucky Strike Lanes to help the Busted Foundation raise money for uninsured women battling breast cancer. The event brought in over $50 grand which is awesome except at one point there was a pervert on ...

 

Serena Williams still wearing a bikini

2008-10-14

Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I understand she's built for strength not beauty, but she's dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation: COMMON: Baby, I d...

 

Maddox Jolie-Pitt is feeling stabby

2008-10-14

Most parents with seven-year-old boys try to teach them not to play with knives. Not Angelina Jolie. According to W magazine: Every family has its unique rites of passage, those generational milestones that mark a child's growth and remind parents of th...

 

Gerard Butler moves in on Travis Barker's ex

2008-10-14

Almost as a direct response to Travis Barker blogging/whining about her not visiting him enough in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler publicly hooked up with Scottish actor Gerard Butler at an LA club last night. Ouch. Nothing like sitting in a hos...

 

Alicia Keys Creates a Buzz With Her Bees Film

2008-10-14

According to Alicia Keys, she's taken a short break from music to launch an acting career, as well as record a song for the new James Bond film. She manages to steal a few scenes in her new movie, The Secret Life Of Bees, which opens this week. Keys told ...

 

Britney Spears signs tour deal

2008-10-14

Britney Spears is laying the groundwork for a major worldwide tour that amazingly just five months ago would've been considered a form of international terrorism. I guarantee the Netherlands would've surrendered. E! Online reports: While the comeback pop...

 

Colin Farrell: I Was Very Drunk and High For 16 Years

2008-10-14

T.i. explain a lot: Irish actor Colin Farrell is opening up and talking about his 6-week stint in rehab and how it finally cleaned him up after half a lifetime of hard partying. Basically, I'd been fairly drunk or high since I was 14. I was very drunk and...

 

Director Disses Dakota Fanning for her 'Tude on the Set

2008-10-14

Don't expect to see a lot of young Dakota Fanning in her new movie Winged Creatures, because the Australian film director Rowan Woods thought she was such a little shit on set that he's cut many of her scenes. The movie has a large ensemble cast which th...

 

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer might be doing it again

2008-10-14

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were reportedly spotted sharing a long, lingering kiss at LAX yesterday after conveniently arriving from New York together, according to The National Enquirer: Once in L.A. they went their separate ways but judging by the ...

 

Travis Barker well enough to blog about his ex-wife

2008-10-13

Usually, after having a near-death experience, one tends to set aside petty differences and focus on the simple joys of just being alive. Not Travis Barker. Blogging from his hospital bed to thank fans for their support, the former Blink 182 drummer took...

 

Daisy De La Hoya set to make out with high school seniors on TV

2008-10-13

You know it's a holiday when I'm posting about Rock of Love rejects. Daisy De La Hoya is getting her own reality show on VH1 titled Daisy of Love. (I hope somebody got a raise for that.) The show will air Spring 2009 and right now casting is underway at ...

 

Sarah 'Paylin'' makes a porno

2008-10-13

These are publicity shots from Hustler's politically-inspired porno Nailin' Paylin' starring Lisa Ann. Centuries from now, historians will unearth this patriotic display of free speech and remember what a proud and majestic democracy America once was. Th...

 

Kendra Wilkinson hearts lap dances

2008-10-13

These are shots of Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson getting a lap dance at The Most Interesting Show in the World over the weekend. Wow, a stripper grinding on a Playboy bunny. That's like covering a midget in chocolate sauce. How do you lose? (Not counti...

 

Britney Spears' nipple slip in 'Womanizer' video

2008-10-13

Reader Dennis sent in this screen capture from Britney Spears' Womanizer video, and it looks like we've got nipple, folks. I don't know who had the free time on their hands to sift through the entire video frame by frame looking for nip, but I'm going to...

 

Mark Wahlberg does not enjoy parody

2008-10-13

Mark Wahlberg has his panties in a bunch over a Saturday Night Live sketch from last week called Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals. It features Andy Samberg playing Mark as he introduces himself to barnyard animals. Unfortunately, Marky Mark hated it so muc...

 

Lisa Marie Presley Pops Out the Twins

2008-10-13

Two new grandchildren of Elvis have entered the building! Congrats to Lisa Marie Presley, 40, who gave birth last Tuesday, October 7, by C-section to twin girls, whose names were not released. Presley and her hubby Michael Lockwood have managed to keep t...

 

Tina Fey: I Won't Play Palin If She's VeeP

2008-10-13

30 Rock star Tina Fey has been spoofing Alaska Governor and Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live for a couple of weeks now but she says she'll put an end to it should McCain/Palin win the election in November. Fey tell...

 

Simon Cowell Makes $22,000 per Minute. How are you Doing?

2008-10-13

You'd guess that Simon Cowell makes a ton of money off of American Idol and rightly so - it's his baby. He's the judge and producer and final say of what happens on the hit show. But can you imagine making $36 million (GBP11.9 million) a year for watching...

 

Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy 'confirmed'

2008-10-12

A close family member of Jamie Lynn Spears has confirmed to The National Enquirer that the pregnancy rumors are true. The denials are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do. (Read: Secret Mexican abortion.) The family member al...

 

Angelina Jolie likes the Obama

2008-10-12

Stopping just short of a long-awaited endorsement, Angelina Jolie tells Vanity Fair she's leaning towards Democratic Senator Barack Obama for President. While I hate celebrities talking politics, Angelina is a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador who knows her shit ...

 

Serena Williams in a bikini

2008-10-12

Wait. Did I miss the Third Annual Try to Look Manlier than Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Contest? Goddammit. Photos: Splash News...

 

Cheryl Burke wants you to accept her fat

2008-10-11

Dancing With the Stars' Cheryl Burke has been getting a little porky lately, so she's doing what any responsible professional dancer would do: She's crying to the media about how everyone should be okay with it. According to People magazine: When blogge...

 

Salma Hayek has an ass on her chest (It needed to be said)

2008-10-11

Salma Hayek filmed scenes in Brooklyn yesterday for her upcoming cameo on 30 Rock. Judging by these photos, they're going to need to debut the episode in fucking IMAX. Even then people will walk out saying Needs more screen. Except me; I'll be using suct...

 

Britney Spears debuts 'Womanizer' video

2008-10-11

Britney Spears debuted her new video for Womanizer today and the song definitely benefited from visuals. And, Jesus, the visuals. Here's what to except from this thing conveniently lodged after the jump: 1. Naked Britney. And I didn't cry! 2. Lingerie Br...

 

Keira Knightley is serious about getting naked

2008-10-11

Apparently, if you want Keira Knightley to take off her clothes and smear herself with apple jelly you have to give her a good reason. (I know, show-biz people—touchy, right?) The Duchess actress took time out from looking hot to reveal her philosophy ...

 

Gisele Bundchen lends her hotness to Kevin Connolly

2008-10-10

These are shots of supermodel Gisele Bundchen filming a music video for Black Cowboy yesterday. Kevin Connolly from Entourage directed the shoot which took place on Melrose Ave., and I gotta say, I have my concerns. I'm no expert, but this thing seems to...

 

Zac Efron might do naked stuff

2008-10-10

This one's for you, ladies (and The Geekologie Writer): Zac Efron of High School Musical fame is eyeing up the controversial role in Equus that's currently played by Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel was looking to shed his child star image a...

 

Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends have an assault record (I'm aroused)

2008-10-10

Hugh Hefner has already found replacements for Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. His two new ladies are twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon (pictured on each side of Hugh.) But it turns out these two have a history of beating the living crap out ...

 

Heidi & Spencer, Get Used to This Face: An Open Letter

2008-10-10

Dear Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, I regret to inform you that your dopey mugs will no longer be featured on The Superficial. After conducting a thoroughly scientific survey where I let people call you assholes, it's been almost unanimously determined ou...

 

Madonna is a bitch? I never would've guessed

2008-10-10

Swedish pop star Robyn was excited to open a handful of European shows for Madonna's Sticky & Sweet tour until she found out the Mummy has strict rules, according to Page Six: Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told not to a...

 

Angelina Jolie's much ballyhooed breastfeeding cover of W magazine

2008-10-10

You probably haven't been able to take a leak in the past 24 hours without hearing about Brad Pitt taking a photo of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding that would appear in W Magazine. Well, here it is. For those of you who thought it would be hot, two things:...

 

Britney Spears on the Past 3 Years: What the Hell Was I Thinking?

2008-10-10

I've been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there's a lot that people don't know, says Britney Spears in a new video interview. In a new bio film, the pop idol discusses her very public erratic behavior, her meltdowns, hospitalizations, he...

 

Matt Roloff Takes Little People Show to Big World in Iraq

2008-10-10

Matt Roloff of TLC's Little People, Big World, took a recent trip to Iraq to film a special episode about a family that has three children with dwarfism. Roloff learned about the Iraqi family from a pal in the military who has a child who is a little pers...

 

Janet Jackson Not ill - Just a Bad Case of the "Has-Beens?"

2008-10-10

We've heard the stories about Janet Jackson being mysteriously sick - so much so that she's had to cancel six dates on her Rock Witchu tour. Is it really vertigo as her brother, or someone posing as her brother, Randy, said on a fan website? But a former...

 

Britney Spears is capable of reflection

2008-10-10

Britney Spears is opening up about the past two years of her life which friends and family refer to as the batshit sandwich. During that time she got a divorce, went to rehab, started habitually flashing her cooch, bombed at the VMAs, lost custody of her...

 

Audrina Patridge started rumor about herself for publicity: FAIL

2008-10-09

Because I love you guys I try to post about The Hills as little as possible. That being said, I always enjoy an opportunity to point out how ridiculously fake the show and everyone on it is. The latest hot rumor is that Lauren Conrad supposedly slept wit...

 

Paris Hilton offers advice to Sarah Palin

2008-10-09

Paris Hilton is continuing her cute, little presidential campaign in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar. When she's not shilling for Rock Band 2 (Gotta love those MTV contracts), Paris had some friendly advice for a certain vice-presidential candidate: ...

 

Scary Spice modeling lingerie just frightened my pants off (In a good way)

2008-10-09

These are pics of Melanie Scary Spice Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to hot chocolate doesn't it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn't have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I ap...

 

Nikki Blonsky shares her side of airport brawl

2008-10-09

Nikki Blonksy is opening up about her side of the airport brawl that landed her father in jail and the mother of America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden in the ICU. And, of course, Nikki's story is conveniently free of vagina-kicking but loaded...

 

Lynne Spears: 'I'm innocent, I tell ya!'

2008-10-09

Ha ha! Remember Crazy Britney? Good times. Except when it comes to taking the blame which brings us to Lynne Spears who continues to promote her new book Through the Storm: How I Pimped My Children Then Profited from their Downfall Thanks to Your Purchas...

 

Britney Spears wears her bra like a big girl

2008-10-09

Britney Spears did a little shopping yesterday in West Hollywood and continued to defy expectations by wearing a bra. Granted, anyone within a mile radius could see it, I'm not going to be the asshole to take this victory away from her. That's like disqu...

 

Travis Barker Talks About His Recovery and Fear of Flying

2008-10-09

Drummer Travis Barker is on the mend after being involved in the jet crash that injured he and his friend, DJ AM, and killed four others. Barker suffered second and third degree burns on his hands and lower body but was able to give an interview to Us mag...

 

Katy Perry Says Her Ex-Hippy Parents Aren't Cool With Her Songs

2008-10-09

I Kissed A Girl singer Katy Perry makes quite a few revelations in her October interview in Blender magazine. For one thing, she claims her wild ex-hippy mom, Mary Hudson, dated rock legend Jimi Hendrix. Katy says her mom ran away from home, toured the wo...

 

Gerard Butler Lands THIS IS SPARTA Punch on Paparazzi

2008-10-09

Sometimes the paps are so out of order you gotta slam em down and start wailing on them. That's what 300 actor Gerard Butler did yesterday morning when he finally had enough of being harassed and followed by an aggressive paparazzo. Ana Aguirre of the L.A...

 

Hugh Hefner: Low on sperm, but not on love

2008-10-09

Hugh Hefner confirmed that Holly Madison is no longer in the market for old man love. Things went south when it was discovered that Hugh couldn't father a child at 82. Honestly, I don't know who saw that coming. (Besides everyone.) E! News reports: The P...

 

Clint Eastwood hearts Sarah Palin

2008-10-08

I've been posting about celebrities who want Sarah Palin to get feline AIDS, so it's only fair I talk about the ones who support the governor of Alaska. In this case, legendary actor/director and self-described libertarian Clint Eastwood shared his thoug...

 

Travis Barker is glad he's not dead

2008-10-08

Travis Barker has given his first interview to Us Weekly since surviving a plane crash that left four people dead. He's currently being treated in Los Angeles for the second- and third- degree burns that covered the lower half of his body. Here's what Tr...

 

Mariah Carey still married, chesty

2008-10-08

For the three of you wondering, Mariah Carey is still married to Nick Cannon and even threw a birthday party for him last night at Pure nightclub. I guess he gets one public appearance with Mariah a month, and in return she's allowed to drain the youth f...

 
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