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Beyonce is doing something with her boobs

2007-10-12

It's a slow news day, so here's Beyonce at the Samsung press conference for her new B Phone with some tape on her boob. Or glue. A scar? Look, what am I, a glue tape scar expert? No. I'm just the guy that sits here bench pressing trucks while women throw...

 

Britney Spears gets one night a week with kids

2007-10-12

Britney Spears actually did appear in court yesterday to personally request overnight visits with her children. She had skipped the morning hearing, but decided it was time to make an appearance when the judge initially refused to grant overnight visits...

 

Orlando Bloom Runs Into a Parked Car

2007-10-12

Orlando Bloom was involved in a Hollywood fender bender in the wee hours of the morning today, and was advised by paparazzi to return to the scene when he began to walk away. The Pirates actor wasn't hurt, but two women riding in the backseat were slightl...

 

Madonna Not Worth It? Warner Label Says Bu-Bye!

2007-10-12

The Warner Bros record label is willing to let Madonna sign with Live Nation, refusing to match the rival label's outrageous offer to the 48-year-old entertainer. They argue that it doesn't make economic sense to try and keep her. In a report from Banc of...

 

Maxim Names Sarah Jessica Parker Most Un-sexy

2007-10-12

Maxim magazine has some issues with certain actresses (and real women in general) and has come out with a list of the Top Five Most Unsexy Women. Well, Sarah Jessica Parker of Sex in the City tops their list, and the old Jewish broad Madonna is on there t...

 

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2007-10-12

New celebrity Lisa Mccune was added!

 

Michelle Rodriguez Plans Her Schedule: New Film. Jail Time.

2007-10-11

Former Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez is busy planning her fall and winter schedule, which will including the shooting of a movie - and reporting to jail to serve six months for violating probation. The 29-year-old must report to jail on CHRISTMAS EVE af...

 

Pamela Anderson is Two Months Pregnant

2007-10-11

Reports are surfacing that Pamela Anderson is two months pregnant by smut peddler Rick Solomon, who is also her third and current husband for the next few weeks. The two wed last Saturday in Vegas (celebrating with a fake wedding cake) and friends insist ...

 

Britney Spears displays her coochie

2007-10-11

So is Britney Spears' vagina still considered news? I mean, this is shocking right? I'm supposed to be shocked? Because Britney is such a genteel princess? Because we're so used to seeing her sipping tea and attending balls and, I dunno, curtsying? If it...

 

Kim Kardashian premieres her bionic rack

2007-10-11

Great Caesar's ghost! How does Kim Kardashian stand up straight? She's got a behemoth ass and now it appears she has breasts the size of watermelons. And not just regular watermelons. I'm talking about genetically-enhanced melons the size of Buicks. Tal...

 

Kate Moss captures the Christmas spirit

2007-10-11

Kate Moss is premiering her new Christmas clothing line, or range as the Brits call it, in the latest issue of i-D magazine. I must say, after seeing Kate model these clothes, she really knows how to put the boner in Happy Holidays. That statement doesn...

 

Charlize Theron is It: Sexiest Woman Alive

2007-10-11

Esquire Magazine has anointed 32-year-old actress Charlize Theron as the Sexiest Woman Alive. The Oscar-winning beauty from South Africa follows past recipients of the men's magazine's sexiest woman tag who have included Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie and S...

 

Hilary Duff is doing something or another on a roof

2007-10-11

I was tempted to just put up these pictures without an explanation and let you think Hilary Duff spends her free time dancing on rooftops, but she's actually on set filming her new movie Greta. And while I have no idea what the movie is about, judging f...

 

UPDATE: Britney Spears wants to spend the night with her kids

2007-10-11

Britney Spears wants to have overnight visits with her children. Her lawyers will present their case at 8:30 AM PST and have urged Britney to actually show up for the hearing. TMZ reports: We've also learned Spears has now had several clean drug tests. ...

 

Michelle Rodriguez gets 180 days in jail

2007-10-11

Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to 180 days in jail for violating her probation and falsifying community service documents. Reuters reports: A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge ordered the former Lost actress to jail after she ad...

 

Members area was updated

2007-10-10

New celebrity Lucy Liu was added!

 

Britney Spears domestically abused Kevin Federline

2007-10-10

An insider tells Life & Style that Britney Spears beat Kevin Federline several times during their marriage, and that's why K-Fed asked the judge to order her not to use corporal punishment on Sean and Jayden. A source from Britney's camp denies the rumo...

 

Britney Spears' new album dropping early

2007-10-10

Britney Spears new album Blackout will be hitting shelves early. Originally scheduled to be released November 12, the album will be in stores October 29. I'm marking my calendar right now. I can't wait to get my copy and, you know, go deaf. The Sun repor...

 

Kiefer Sutherland to serve jail-time for DUI

2007-10-10

Kiefer Sutherland will serve 48 days in jail because of his DUI arrest a few weeks ago. He must immediately serve the first 18 days, which are for his probation violation, after he is sentenced. He has until July to serve the remaining 30 days. Kiefer p...

 

Britney Spears loves her dog more than her kids

2007-10-10

I wouldn't exactly call this shocking news, but it appears Britney Spears cares more about her Yorkie London then her own children. Britney lost her cool at a Mexican restaurant when she wasn't allowed to eat there with London in her lap. Ok! Magazine h...

 

Britney Spears' uncensored Gimme More video

2007-10-10

So apparently today is Britney Spears Day or something. What, you didn't know? Anyways, the uncensored version of Britney Spears' Gimme More video has made its way online and features scenes left out of the final cut, including multiple shots of her topl...

 

Kiefer Sutherland Jail Time Will Be 24 Hours Times 48 Days

2007-10-10

'24' star Kiefer Sutherland pleaded guilty to Driving under the influence yesterday and has agreed to serve 30 days in jail or his DUI conviction plus another 18 days for violating his probation following a separate drink driving arrest in 2004. And after...

 

The Hoff is Hospitalized After Suffering a Relapse

2007-10-10

David Hasselhoff was back in a hospital after suffering an alcoholic relapse earlier this week. David had a brief relapse and immediately recognized the importance of addressing it with the assistance of his doctors. He is doing fine and will be back home...

 

Lindsay Lohan Can Consider a Playboy Role

2007-10-09

'Mean Girls' star Lindsay Lohan left rehab last week after a two-month stay to get over her drug and booze problems, and one Hollywood director is willing to give her a shot to revitalize her career - if she's interested in appearing in a biopic of Hugh H...

 

Halle Berry is clear for breast feeding

2007-10-09

Halle Berry made an appearance on Letterman last night and she's definitely getting that pregnant glow about her. I also couldn't help but notice her breasts, I mean eyes. Her eyes are so beautiful and plump and round. Yes, they truly are the window int...

 

Vanessa Hudgens Calls Paris and Lindsay "Stupid"

2007-10-09

Disney star Vanessa Hudgens, who's naked photos were plastered all over the internet last month, recently called Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan stupid for making bad choices: I honestly think it's stupid. It's easy to stay out of those sit...

 

Nick Hogan's Friend Still Comatose After Car Crash

2007-10-09

The friend of Nick Bollea, 17, son of wrestling icon Hulk Hogan and one of the stars of the reality series 'Hogan Knows Best', is still in a coma and his chances for recovery look very slim. It was revealed yesterday that, John Graziano, the friend and ma...

 

Victoria Beckham is a robot or something, I dunno

2007-10-09

We started the day with Victoria Beckham looking ridiculous, so it's only fitting that we end the day with her looking futuristically ridiculous. Here she is posing for more photos in Paris and I have no idea what in the hell she's supposed to be. Is sh...

 

Lindsay Lohan would make a great Playboy Bunny

2007-10-09

Director Brett Ratner, who dated Lindsay Lohan briefly, had some words to say about possibly casting her in his Hugh Hefner biopic. E! Online reports: She's very talented...if she's sober, he considered, in response to our Q on whether or not the rehabb...

 

Lindsay Lohan gives super-sincere interview

2007-10-09

Lindsay Lohan, master wordsmith, describes her time in rehab as a sobering experience. She sat down with Ok! Magazine after leaving Cirque Lodge and gave them an exclusive interview. I don't want to say her answers are formulaic, but they're not exactly ...

 

Victoria Beckham uses protection

2007-10-09

Victoria Beckham posed outside the Louvre in Paris wearing what appear to be shoulder pads and a hoochie outfit complete with hard nips. And when I say shoulder pads, I don't mean like the shoulder inserts from the 80's, I mean like the ones they use in...

 

Sienna Miller completely nude

2007-10-09

Sienna Miller apparently has a nude scene at a lake in her latest movie Hippie Hippie Shake. No need to thank me for sharing these with you. I know, I know, I've got a heart of gold. I remembered you guys go crazy for crack-thin chicks with small boobie...

 

Lily Allen loses weight via hypnosis

2007-10-09

Lily Allen managed to go from a size 12 down to an 8 thanks to hypnosis. Us Magazine has the details: Allen slimmed down with the help of Susan Hepburn, an accredited hypnotherapist and psychotherapist who charges approximately $600 an hour to implant s...

 

Britney Spears passes drug test, visits kids, and flashes her crotch

2007-10-09

Okay, let's get what you really care about out of the way first. I'm not even sure if Britney Spears is wearing underwear or not in the upskirt shot. However, if you're all about vast amounts of inner thigh, you've struck gold. Moving on. Britney passed...

 

Katie Holmes appearance update

2007-10-08

For those of you wondering if Katie Holmes looks are improving, I have your answer: Nope. When Katie wakes up in the morning does she look at herself in the mirror and go Now, what outfit can I wear to make me look like a middle-aged librarian? Ah yes, ...

 

Fred Durst is still alive!? Son of a…

2007-10-08

Our country is at war. Global warming is increasing at an alarming rate. Gas prices are on the rise. All stuff I can pretty much learn to deal with. What I am having trouble coping with is finding out that rap-rock ass-clown Fred Durst still walks among ...

 

Lindsay Lohan leaves rehab and plots against Britney

2007-10-08

Lindsay Lohan left the Cirque Lodge facility in Utah this weekend and is spending some alone time with her dad. If that's not creepy enough, she's also plotting her diabolical return to the spotlight. E! Online's The Awful Truth reports: She thinks it'...

 

Members area was updated

2007-10-08

New celebrity Mili Avital was added!

 

Nicole Kidman is… uh, pretty? No, that's not right

2007-10-08

Nicole Kidman is sporting a new look that's, well, something. Pretty, maybe? No. Elegant? Not quite. I mean, it's not that she looks bad, but it's not that she looks good either. I'm going to say she looks, uh, meh? Yes, meh. Not sure if that's even a w...

 

Paris Hilton is a beacon of repentance

2007-10-08

Recently the new and improved Paris Hilton announced she'd be taking a humanitarian trip to Rwanda. Someone needs to tell her that Rwanda is in Africa – and not behind a curtain. Also you need to get in a plane and fly there - not drink 15 cans of spa...

 

Jessica Simpson without cleavage makes the Baby Jesus cry

2007-10-08

Jessica Simpson decided to wear a dress that didn't display her superhuman rack. Why she would do something like that, I dunno. Clearly she takes sick pleasure in making grown men cry. Well, I won't give her the satisfacti.... sniff… No, dammit. Be st...

 

Sleeping Spears Skipped Two Drugs Tests

2007-10-08

Britney Spears missed two drug tests over the last few weeks because she was asleep. A source says Spears' assistant twice told a testing lab couldn't undergo the court-ordered tests because she was sleeping. The missed tests have prompted Commissioner S...

 

Johnny Depp Won't Raise Kids in America

2007-10-08

Johnny Depp says the U.S. is too frightening a place to raise a child in. The Pirates of the Caribbean actor currently lives with actress wife Vanessa Paradis and their two children; Lily-Rose, 8, Jack, 5, in Northern France and says he'd never return to...

 

Jennifer Aniston's Not Moving to New York

2007-10-08

Jennifer Aniston has dismissed rumors she's bought a new home in New York, saying she won't be relocating to the East Coast anytime soon. The actress was reportedly moving out of her Los Angeles home after buying a $4 million mansion in central Manhattan...

 

Daniel Radcliffe Wants to be Fired from a Cannon

2007-10-08

'Harry Potter' star Daniel Radcliffe may only be 18 but he already has big plans for when he dies. The actor says he wants his ashes to be fired from a cannon, after seeing the stunt on television....

 

Is Angelina Jolie Done With Her Daddy Dispute?

2007-10-08

Years ago Angelina Jolie stopped speaking to her famous father actor Jon Voight after he implied she was nuts in a TV interview. But now it looks like she has taken the first steps to forgiving him. Voight, who has publicly apologized and pleaded for a re...

 

Jennifer Lopez Confirms There Are Two Buns in the Oven

2007-10-08

Is Jennifer Lopez pregnant for real this time? After denying rumors for the past couple of months, it's believed that she and hubby Marc Antony are set to announce they're getting the two-fer deal. A source told OK! magazine: Jennifer is having twins, and...

 

Lindsay Lohan Tangos in Rehab

2007-10-08

Troubled Lindsay Lohan took tango lessons during her stint in rehab. The 21-year-old actress started learning how to tango before checking into a Utah rehab centre in July and flew her LA based teacher to visit her regularly to help work on her steps. I ...

 

Jennifer Lopez is having twins

2007-10-08

Jennifer Lopez's constantly rumored pregnancy is being confirmed. Ok! Magazine is reporting that J-Lo has not one, but two, buns in the oven: Jennifer is having twins, and she's over the moon about it, a source close to the singer reveals exclusively t...

 

Michael Jackson to Join British X-Factor

2007-10-08

Troubled pop star Michael Jackson is set to stage a comeback in Britain as a panel judge on The X Factor show. An insider told the Sun newspaper: We've got some huge names but Michael Jackson really is a sensational signing. He is a truly global, worldwid...

 
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