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Amy Winehouse Busted For Cannabis in Norway

2007-10-19

Amy Winehouse was arrested and fined in Norway for possession of 7 g of marijuana. The singer and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, and one other individual were arrested in their hotel room at the Radisson SAS after a tip-off. They were taken to a police...

 

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2007-10-19

New celebrity Emily Watson was added!

 

David Copperfield is hiding something from the FBI

2007-10-19

David Copperfield is being investigated by the FBI though nobody will explain why. He has a warehouse in Las Vegas called the International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts where he keeps tricks and memorabilia, and it was raided by FBI agents Wedn...

 

Tiger Woods Gets His Drink On With Gatorade. And $100 Million.

2007-10-19

Tiger Woods, the richest golfer if not the richest athlete of all times, has scored a $100 million deal to promote a new sports performance drink. Gatorade Tiger will debut in March, with such standard flavors as cherry, citrus and grape. Golfweek reporte...

 

Copperfield Fails to Make Stash Disappear Before Feds Arrive

2007-10-19

Master magician David Copperfield keeps a warehouse in Las Vegas, which he calls his International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts, where he stores tricks, memorabilia, and ... um, about $2 million in cash. So what were the 12 FBI agents looking fo...

 

Model falls through hole during L.A. Fashion Week

2007-10-18

A model fell through a hole in the runway during L.A. Fashion Week. A performer created the hole during the opening performance when he did a front flip onto his back and broke the runway (yeah, you read that right). I don't know if the model was blind o...

 

Adriana Lima forgot her makeup

2007-10-18

Victoria's Secret supermodel and all around really pretty girl Adriana Lima was spotted at LAX last night without any makeup on. Here's the part of the show where I usually make fun of her for looking like a bag lady, but I honestly can't tell if she doe...

 

Britney Spears hates her judge

2007-10-18

A spy for Us Weekly reports that while shopping at Neiman Marcus, Britney Spears was overheard saying she hated her judge and that he was an old fart. She said: I hate my judge. He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but...

 

Britney Spears really doesn't want to see her kids

2007-10-18

Britney Spears has had all her visitation rights suspended because she won't comply with court orders. Apparently she failed to give the drug testing people contact information so they could reach her for random tests, so the LA County Commissioner took ...

 

Kim Kardashian does stuff, who knows

2007-10-18

I was trying to come up with a legitimate reason to post these pictures of Kim Kardashian at T-Mobile's Sidekick LX Launch event in Los Angeles, but then I remembered what site I'm on. It'd be like Lindsay Lohan trying to justify why she's reading a col...

 

Farrah Fawcett Hopes For a Miracle Cancer Cure

2007-10-18

Former Charlie's Angels star Farrah Fawcett believes she has been cured of cancer of the lower intestine in Germany, as the result of an alternate form of treatment not available in the US. A source told the National Enquirer: Since her return from her Se...

 

Britney Spears Loses Her Kids Cuz of Mean Ol' Judge

2007-10-18

Pop disaster Britney Spears has lost the right to visit her two children after breaching a court order - indefinitely, or at least the next 7 days. The slap came down from LA County Commissioner Scott Gordon who suspended the pop tart's visitation rights ...

 

Paris Hilton Says Another Stupid Thing

2007-10-18

All the stupid things that come out of Paris Hilton's mouth aren't worth mentioning, but the latest is just beyond bat shit crazy - it's the stupidest thing she's EVER said. The heirhead now says she plans to live for hundreds and thousands of years by ha...

 

Ellen DeGeneres' dog problem causes death threats

2007-10-17

First off, I had no idea other celebrities existed besides Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and anyone with a crazy set of fake tits. (Who the hell is Ellen DeGeneres? What is a dog?) Much like you, I'm frightened and confused. Maybe, after this post, will ...

 

Britney Spears is super serious this time about parenting

2007-10-17

Losing her children last week apparently woke Britney Spears up to the fact that she needs to change her ways. It turns out that all this time Britney had no natural maternal instincts. Really? I thought using your kid's head as an ashtray was as natural...

 

Lohan Stole Boytoy Riley Giles From His Fiancee?

2007-10-17

Lindsay Lohan reportedly stole new boyfriend snowboarder Riley Giles, 25, from Newport Beach, California, from his fiancee - according to the girl's mother. The 21-year-old actress confirmed reports she is dating the X-Games rider whom she met in rehab. B...

 

Jenna Jameson with your coffee, sir?

2007-10-17

We ended yesterday with a set of fake knockers courtesy of Victoria Beckham, so why not start the day with another pair? That's just smart journalism. This morning's rack is courtesy of Jenna Jameson Queen of the Duck-people. I'm not saying she had a lo...

 

Jake Gyllenhaal: "I Hate Preachy Message Films"

2007-10-17

Don't blame Jake Gyllenhaal for all the preaching in his films - he's only starring in 'em, not writing them. Yet the actor took the time to pronounce he hates preachy movies, and insists gay cowboy drama 'Brokeback Mountain' and the terrorist theme film ...

 

Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend is Prince Charming

2007-10-17

Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend snowboarder Riley Giles was apparently engaged when he started dating Lindsay. So how did Riley break things off with his fiancee? Simple, he didn't. Nice, I love that approach. Keeps things mysterious. For her anyway, whil...

 

50 Cent Pummels Fellow Thespian For Forgetting His Lines

2007-10-17

Rapper 50 Cent allegedly attacked a co-star on the set of the movie 'Righteous Kill', according to reports. The hip-hop star got into some sort of heated argument with actor Frank John Hughes after he confronted Jackson about not knowing his lines. Both h...

 

America Ferrera Finds Fame Has It's Downside

2007-10-17

Emmy-winning actress America Ferrera says she had to move out of her Hollywood home after network bosses ruled she was at risk to attracking stalkers. Even though no threats were made, the rising star was advised to find a house with better security after...

 

Lance Bass came out of the closet to Britney first

2007-10-17

Former N'Sync member Lance Bass came out to Britney Spears before he told any of his close friends. Lance told Britney the night she married her first husband Jason Alexander on a whim in Las Vegas. Page Six reports: Her manager had already gotten rid o...

 

Members area was updated

2007-10-17

New celebrity Rosario Dawson was added!

 

Britney Spears showing her affection for the F-bomb

2007-10-17

Britney Spears has been dropping the F-bomb a lot lately while out and about. Now she's stepped it up a bit with a new jacket that reads Fuck Off Lover Boy. Not exactly sure who Britney's targeting, but I'll assume it involves a fast-food employee and a ...

 

Kelly Brook is a gifted saleswoman

2007-10-17

British model/actress Kelly Brook debuted her new perfume at Superdrug in London yesterday. She possesses two wonderful qualities for being a product salesman: a great smile and a winning personality. Yep, those are the two most notable things about her...

 

Paris Hilton still convinced she's an actress

2007-10-17

Paris Hilton is campaigning hard for a role in the new movie Dallas based on the popular 1980's TV show. Paris is certain she's landed the role of Lucy Ewing, despite several insider reports that the part is already taken by a young, new actress Katie C...

 

Lindsay Lohan hearts liquor

2007-10-16

I'm at a loss for words to deliver this news, but, it appears Lindsay Lohan was drinking this weekend. Gasp! How can this be? She's been to rehab three times. Could it be she actually stayed at a resort with no quantifiable rehabilitative practices? Nah...

 

Mary-Kate Olsen is a Muppet, or a Jedi - or both, I dunno

2007-10-16

When I first looked at this picture, I thought, oh, hey, awesome Master Yoda. Maybe he'll do some crazy lightsaber attacks or something. But then I looked closely, and, man, it's Mary-Kate Olsen. That's like meeting a hot girl and having her promise you...

 

Victoria Beckham is a little chilly without her bra

2007-10-16

It truly is a slow news day when I'm slapping up a shot of Victoria Beckham's hard nipple. But I make it a rule of thumb that, when in doubt, you can't go wrong with fake breasts. I believe that's in the Constitution somewhere. Yes, our founding fathers...

 

P. Diddy knows how to dispense a courteous ass-whoopin'

2007-10-16

P. Diddy got into a scuffle over the weekend at club Kiosk in SoHo. Diddy allegedly had an argument with an acquaintance Steven Acevedo and decided to settle things with a gentlemanly punch in the mouth. The victim called the police later that day and Di...

 

Paris Hilton's Rwanda trip to be a reality show

2007-10-16

Paris Hilton. Humanitarian. Saint. And, oh yeah, camera whore. Turns out Paris' trip to Rwanda in November is going to be a reality show. Wait until you see the show's title. Priceless. Ok! Magazine reports: Paris Hilton is set to journey to Rwanda on ...

 

Bad Boy Colin Farrell is A Great Daddy

2007-10-16

When Colin Farrell's son, James, took his first step six weeks ago, there wasn't a dry eye in the house, the actor told the Irish Independent newspaper. Farrell has recently revealed that his son suffers from a neurogenetic disorder. The four year old has...

 

Chili Pepper Anthony Kiedis Names Kid after Bands 'n Bears

2007-10-16

Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend Heather Christie welcomed a new son into the world last week and named him Everly Bear. He was named after Anthony's favorite band the Everly Brothers, and Bear because, hey, who wouldn't...

 

T.I. Arrested In ATF Sting for Buying Machine Guns

2007-10-16

ATF Agents put the 'Hurt on rapper T.I. who was arrested in Atlanta for buying machine guns from a Fed informant. It's a pretty serious gun charge that could send him to prison for 5 to 10 years and effectively end his rap career. Now T.I. is already a c...

 

Britney Spears is a creative force

2007-10-16

Britney Spears only wrote two songs on her new album Blackout. I'm genuinely surprised. I expected the amount of songs she wrote to be in the negative numbers. How is that even possible? I'm not sure, but Britney would've pulled it off - like her clothes...

 

Britney Spears turns herself in

2007-10-16

Britney Spears reported to a Los Angeles police station and turned herself in for charges of hit and run and driving without a license. The AP reports: Officer Mike Lopez said Spears turned herself in around 9 p.m. and left about 45 minutes later. Spea...

 

Members area was updated

2007-10-15

New celebrity Ellen Degeneres was added!

 

Anthony Kiedis thinks he's a forest creature

2007-10-15

Anthony Kiedis (the lead singer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers) and his girlfriend Heather Christie gave birth to their son last week. The child's name is Everly Bear. He was named after Anthony's favorite band the Everly Brothers. As for the bear part, i...

 

Hayden Panettiere reads to children, I won't hold it against her

2007-10-15

Hayden Panettiere spent an afternoon reading to schoolchildren. I can think of better ways for her to spend her time. They involve me, several palm branches, and a bowl of grapes. Also, nudity. Mostly her, not so much me. I'll be wearing a tux. Sometime...

 

Britney Spears knows how to pick a hiding place

2007-10-15

Britney Spears went for her usual Starbucks run (every hour on the hour) and of course was swarmed by the paparazzi. After ordering another grande, career-ending frappucino, I mean mocha frap, mocha, she ran out to her car. Apparently Britney likes to dr...

 

Lindsay Lohan is broke

2007-10-15

Lindsay Lohan is out of money. Apparently her coke and booze sprees have cost her millions, and her three stints in rehab haven't been cheap either. News of the World reports: And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can't afford her own place—and has ...

 

Kate Hudson and Dax Shephard break up

2007-10-15

If you decide to watch paint peel off the wall instead of reading this post, I won't be offended. Anyway, it appears Kate Hudson is done with Dax Shephard. NY Daily News reports: They weren't working out, and she got bored, says the friend. She's tellin...

 

Party Life Costs Lindsay Lohan $7 Million

2007-10-15

Lindsay Lohan has another reason for wanting to resume her acting career - her party lifestyle has made a huge dent in her bank account. It's been reported the actress has blown $7 million just in the past year on living wild. And her party tab continues ...

 

T.I. probably hates snitches even more now

2007-10-15

Most of you probably heard about this over the weekend, but just in case, rapper T.I. was arrested on federal charges for having his bodyguard purchase machine guns for him. TMZ reports: Authorities say the bodyguard admitted to purchasing about nine f...

 

Samaire Armstrong Has a Mysterious Problem

2007-10-15

Thank God Samaire Armstrong doesn't have drug or alcohol or bulimic problems, otherwise we'd be wondering what she's doing in rehab. But according to her people, the O.C. and Dirty Sexy Money star isn't exactly, really, officially, technically in rehab - ...

 

Don't Ask Joaquin Phoenix Any Questions About Acting, Thank You

2007-10-15

Joaquin Phoenix apparently has no patience for people who treat actors as if they are rocket scientists. He recently told a reporter that he doesn't believe in doing research for characters. When asked what he did to prep for his part as a drug-addled nig...

 

Pamela Anderson proves she's not pregnant – with alcohol!

2007-10-15

Pamela Anderson is shooting down rumors she was in a shotgun wedding with Rick Salomon and insists she isn't pregnant. People reports: It's just not true, the mother of two added to Leach, who interviewed her at a party Wednesday night for airline magn...

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks very intelligent

2007-10-15

Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up to the Third Annual Marshalls Shop Till It Stops Gala held at Loews Santa Monica Hotel over the weekend. Which is basically a fancy way of saying, Nice boobs! Yeah, I'm like a modern day Shakespeare. Only, you know, more g...

 

Elizabeth Hurley hates breast cancer...shocking!

2007-10-12

Elizabeth Hurley turned on some pink lights at London's Selfridges yesterday to signify her support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Because, you know, nothing says I hate breast cancer like turning on some pink lights. And can you imagine if she didn'...

 

Lindsay Lohan's dad is a holy man

2007-10-12

Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan apparently is a cheating bastard. A Long Island woman has been dating Michael for the past four months; only to find out he has a new girlfriend. Page Six reports: We fell in love - there was 'I love you' and everyth...

 
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