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Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue

2008-02-29

The Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it's Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks totally pregnant. (Direct quo...

 

Scarlett Johannson will date you for charity (Pity sex not included)

2008-02-29

Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You'll get a chance to help the needy and p...

 

Kim Kardashian helps the homeless

2008-02-29

Kim Kardashian gave a homeless man $20 outside the Gucci store yesterday. This would've been a nice humanitarian moment if, after the cameras were off, Kim didn't smother the man to death with her monster rack and take back the $20. The dude didn't mind ...

 

Jessica Simpson performing for the troops

2008-02-28

Jessica Simpson is set to perform for the troops in Kuwait on March 10. She's taking a break from her country album to make the trip according to the following message on her fansite: Hey ya'll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at...

 

Kate Hudson hooking up with Owen Wilson

2008-02-28

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are supposedly rekindling their relationship. This can not end well. Too soon? Nah, just right. Here's what Us Weekly has to say: Now that Wilson, 39, is healthy again – he presented an award at Sunday's Academy Awards – h...

 

Paris Hilton is topless, possibly constipated

2008-02-28

Paris Hilton poses topless for the latest issue of 944 Magazine. I can't tell if she's trying to be sexy in these pictures, or really has to go to the bathroom. It's like Ooh, yeah, I'm Paris Hilton and I've got to piss like a race horse. Isn't that hot?...

 

Heath Ledger is a federal case

2008-02-28

While Britney Spears' insanity was determined not to be a federal case, Heath Ledger's death is getting the federal treatment. Two doctors are currently being scrutinized by federal drug investigators, according to NY Daily News: The doctors - one in Cal...

 

Paris Hilton to Search For New BFF in Reality Show

2008-02-28

Paris Hilton is working on a new untitled reality show that is expected to be ordered by either MTV or VH1, Us Weekly reports. The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend, a source said. Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking...

 

Pamela Anderson Wants Rick Salomon Marriage to Go Away

2008-02-28

Pamela Anderson married sex tape peddler Rick Salomon In October only to split from him in December, then reconcile the next day after a good hit of publicity, then split again the next day after nobody cared. Now she filing for an annulment and selected ...

 

The Bugs Are Back! Starship Troopers 3: Maurader

2008-02-28

Fans of bad acting, over-the-top violence and Casper Van Dien can rejoice at the news that the trailer for Starship Troopers 3: Maurader is now available online. Paul Verhoeven's first film is a guilty-pleasure cult classic, the second was a reviled pile...

 

World's first eyeball tattoo

2008-02-28

A Toronto man nicknamed Pauly Unstoppable has been the first person to receive an experimental eyeball tattoo. Basically a tattoo artist injected blue ink into Pauly's eye until it was completely blue -- some 40+ injections! Continue Reading»...

 

Orlando Bloom has to clean up for Miranda Kerr

2008-02-28

Apparently Orlando Bloom subscribes to the Britney Spears' School of Hygiene because his girlfriend Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr (above) wants him to quit being such a filthy bastard, according to Star: Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recen...

 

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2008-02-27

New celebrity Shanna Moakler was added!

 

Michael Jackson Needs $25 Mil to Keep Neverland

2008-02-27

The sprawling 2,800-acre compound known as Neverland, which represented the world of Michael Jackson during his Peter Pan fantasy year, is due to hit the auction block on March 19. The grounds include zoo cages, a miniature steam train and a ferris wheel....

 

Jennifer Aniston dissed by Angelina Jolie

2008-02-27

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were supposed to have a little sit down to ease the tension between the two and bring some closure to the fact that Brad ditched Jen to repopulate the planet with Angelina. The sit down was scheduled before the Night B...

 

Diablo Cody really loves that Oscar

2008-02-27

Diablo Cody's tale is a touching story of feminine strength and following your dreams. It should really be turned into a movie that, fingers crossed, will air on the Spice Channel. Diablo used to be a stripper and managed to work her way off the pole to ...

 

Heidi Montag is a ball of retardation and implants

2008-02-27

Heidi Montag can't do anything without it becoming a totally staged photo shoot. I bet she goes to the bathroom and gives the toilet paper roll a thumbs up and a smile. Here she is shopping at Kitson while cameramen film her for MySpace Presents: The Fit...

 

Lindsay Lohan's sister wants to be just like her

2008-02-27

Ali Lohan, Lindsay's 14-year-old little sister, wants to grow up to be just like Lindsay. Ali's got a new reality show that her mom Dina brokered because, let's be real, Dina couldn't parent her way out of a wet paper bag with a knife inside. Anyway, her...

 

Katie Holmes pregnant with Suri 2?

2008-02-27

Katie Holmes could really, seriously, for real this time possibly be pregnant again. The cover story for OK! Magazine claims she put on 10 pounds and her appearance at two red carpet events has people talking. And by people I mean the editors at OK! who ...

 

Pamela Anderson: Marriage was 'fraud'

2008-02-27

Pamela Anderson is seeking an annulment of her two month marriage to Rick Salomon. She is citing fraud in legal papers, but no other details were available and her people aren't talking. The AP reports: In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Friday, And...

 

Britney Spears is not a federal case

2008-02-27

It's apparently legal day on The Superficial. New York attorney John Eardley was shut down yesterday in his attempts to prove Britney Spears is being held captive and that her conservatorship case should be heard by a federal judge. No one could figure o...

 

Did Britney's Brit Adnan Ghalib Slip One Past the Goalie?

2008-02-27

There's a Class Three rumor floating around the net today that Britney Spears' paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has bragged to his friends that the pop tart is pregnant and he's set for life. According to Star Magazine, the British-born ass clown - who kn...

 

Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn's death

2008-02-26

These are shots of Petra Nemcova modeling the latest line of lingerie for La Senza which is Spanish for Olé! As a responsible member of the media (not counting the Jennifer Love Hewitt post below) I shouldn't say that I expect all women to look like thi...

 

Jamie Lynn Spears done got her GED

2008-02-26

Jamie Lynn Spears passed her GED exam and is looking to go to college in the fall. I had no idea you needed a diploma to go to beauty school. Good to know. People reports: She's already got her diploma, according to the friend. She wants to take her ACT....

 

Paris Hilton has new boyfriend, reality show

2008-02-26

Paris Hilton is apparently dating Joel Madden's twin brother Benji. The two were spotted yesterday shopping in Hollywood. I guess Paris was jealous of Nicole Richie and wanted a retarded Blues Brother of her own. But she's not stopping there. Paris has a...

 

Will Smith to Play Obama: "He Would be Perfect"

2008-02-26

Will Smith recently revealed he has been approached by Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama to play him in a film of his life. As Texas and Ohio Dem'crats ready their pitchforks and torches to run off the Hillabeast back into the dark swamp from...

 

Ferrell Caught in Klum Clinch by Wife

2008-02-26

Film funnyman Will Ferrell has revealed his wife caught him in a clinch with supermodel Heidi Klum recently. Ferrell was left red-faced during a 'Sports Illustrated' photo shoot to promote his new 'Semi-pro' movie when his wife, Viveca Paulin, walked in ...

 

Colin Farrell Awed By Happy Young Son

2008-02-26

Irish actor Colin Farrell is learning volumes about life from his little boy, who was born with a neuro-genetic disorder, and marvels at the vast joy his little fella experiences. He's nothing but a gift, Farrell, 31, said about son James, 4, on the Iris...

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt remembers her bikini

2008-02-26

Jennifer Love Hewitt, for God knows what reason, decided to open up to People about the infamous bikini pics that divided our nation into those who thought Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat and those who don't - otherwise known as the blind. Here's some bullsh...

 

Jamie Lynn Spears is Smarter Than Britney

2008-02-26

Pregnant 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has proven beyond all doubt that she is the brightest bulb on the tree in the Spears family, and now is making plans where to par-tay next year. And that'll be in college, ya'll! The soon-to-be unwed mother, armed w...

 

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz reproduced?

2008-02-26

Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant and engaged. Ashlee showed up to a signing of her new CD in New York (above) and was sporting an engagement ring. She might also be sporting a fetus if Pete Wentz's film-making skills are to be trusted. The Sun repor...

 

Lindsay Lohan not welcomed at Prince's house

2008-02-26

Prince threw the mother of all post-Oscar parties Sunday night and everyone was there. Even Best Actor Daniel Day Lewis who presumably drank all the milkshakes. The man loves his lactose. However, one person who wasn't there was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently...

 

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn: I don't even know

2008-02-25

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn were spotted together at Elton John's Oscar after-party. I was there and it was a blast until Jack Nicholson had sex with an ice sculpture. Then it was the greatest party known to man. Anyway, Petra used to date James Blunt an...

 

Oscar Liveblogging

2008-02-25

Is it considered liveblogging if it's no longer live and it's already been blogged? This question and more, answered, but not really, on the only Oscar LiveBlog you'll ever need, that's already happened, and you've already seen. Long story short: go here...

 

The Oscars: Ladies of the Red Carpet

2008-02-25

Scope it out. Here's some of Hollywood's hottest ladies on the red carpet at last night's Oscars: Heidi Klum, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl and Best Actress winner Marion Cotillard. Feel free to pick them apart, marvel at them or perhaps...

 

Britney Spears sees her children, they survive

2008-02-25

Most of you probably are already aware of this, but just in case, Britney Spears visited with her children for the first time on Saturday since January 3. Kevin Federline wanted Britney to have some time with the kids. After two days of tense negotiation...

 

Angelina Jolie has something in her belly

2008-02-25

Alright, let's get into the insanity that was this weekend. Before we jump into the Oscar aftermath, the Independent Spirit Awards also went down. They're kind of like the Oscars but everyone stands around talking about their odorless bowel movements. I'...

 

Prince Needs Hip Replacement Surgery?

2008-02-25

Prince is reportedly considering having hip replacement surgery as the 49-year-old musician has worn out his body from years of bump and grind. The high-heel wearin' Purple Rain singer will have the ball and socket of his damaged hip taken out and titaniu...

 

Britney Gets 3 Hours With Her Kids, But There's More Bad News

2008-02-25

Last Saturday Britney Spears got to visit with her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 17 months, after a 2-month absence while the pop tart has been treated in a mental facility and otherwise acting crazy. The visit came with strings attached though...

 

Eva Longoria Parker is 'Not Pregnant'

2008-02-25

Eva Longoria Parker has shot down rumors she's pregnant with husband Tony Parker's child. Longoria, 32, has been plagued by reports that she has a baby on the way, with the latest rumor being she was spotted buying baby accessories on a recent Los Angele...

 

Jay-Z Supports Shooting Widow Ahead of Trial

2008-02-25

Hip hop superstar Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter has shown his support for the widow of an unarmed man who was gunned down by New York police, by using her as a model for his Rocawear clothing line. Days ahead of the trial of the three detectives who killed Sean B...

 

Angelina Jolie Looks Very Pregnant

2008-02-25

Either Angelina Jolie really is pregnant as all the rumors have rightly guessed or she's carrying an Alien in that protruding belly of hers. The actress created a stir at the Spirit Awards in Los Angeles Saturday night when she showed up with partner Brad...

 

Worst Oscars Ever In The History Of Hollywood

2008-02-25

Preliminary ratings for last night's 80th annual Academy Awards telecast indicate they were the least-watched ceremony ever - even 14% lower than the previous lowest year, according to Nielsen Media Research. No Country for Old Men won best picture and be...

 

Kirsten Dunst allowed in public

2008-02-25

While her colleagues enjoyed the Oscars, Kirsten Dunst earned a brief escape from Cirque Lodge rehab facility yesterday afternoon and decided to shop at a nearby Target. I guess this is her way of getting back at Jake Gyllenhaal. That's some cold-blooded...

 

Marion Cotillard proves nudity = Oscar Gold

2008-02-25

These are screen shots of Marion Cotillard in the movie La Vie en Rose that earned her an Oscar for Best Actress. And, hey, what do you know? She's completely nude. Like downtown nude. I think these shots not only celebrate the human spirit and fine art ...

 

Members area was updated

2008-02-25

New celebrity Jane Adams was added!

 

Brooke Hogan has the power of flight

2008-02-25

It's official: Brooke Hogan's implants are indeed full of helium. While I'm not sure if that's healthy, here's hoping she gets caught in a jet stream and lands in my front yard. Though judging by her size, I should start working out. I've never bedded an...

 

Farrell 'Honored' to Star in Ledger's Last Movie

2008-02-22

Colin Farrell says he's honored to be a part of Heath Ledger's final movie. Farrell will co-star with Johnny Depp and Jude Law in fantasy film 'The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus', which Ledger had started filming before his tragic death last month. I w...

 

Ashton, Demi and Madonna Need Shots After Party

2008-02-22

A whole bunch of A-List celebrities including Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Madonna are among hundreds of people who are being urged by New York health officials to get vaccinated after being exposed to Hepatitis A. One of the bartenders who served them...

 

Janet Jackson: Maybe Marriage Isn't For Me?

2008-02-22

After two failed marriages, Janet Jackson has reservations about saying I Do a third time, but that's just what she and long-term boyfriend Jermaine Dupri are going to do in a secret wedding ceremony later this year. However, Janet recently revealed she ...

 
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