Simon Cowell recently admitted that he finds his show 'American Idol' to be mind-numbingly boring and can't even be bothered to hide his true feelings: It's a reality show. If you're bored you're bored. If you're not, you're not. I can't help it if I'm bo...

After 10 years of living together and sharing two children, Johnny Depp and the love of his life Vanessa Paradis want to tie the knot and make it official, says a report in Life & Style. For all intents and purposes, we are married. Johnny has said, If sh...

Mary Louise Parker, the hot mom from Weeds, called off her engagement to Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Smiley McMoustache above, according to the AP: Parker, who plays an upscale suburban marijuana dealer on the Showtime comedy, ended the relationship with her ac...

Sarah Jessica Parker and her Sex and the City co-stars (From left to right: ACK!, Horseface, I'd Do that Old Ass, The Obligatory Hot One) act friendly and cordial in front of the cameras, but Sarah Jessica didn't sit with her cast mates during a gala Mon...

Ryan Seacrest and Sophie Monk were spotted together last night while leaving a restaurant in LA. Ryan tried to act like the two weren't on a date: Hello, there, paparazzi. How are you this evening? Yes, I'm TV and radio personality Ryan Seacrest. What's ...

Paris Hilton surprised me by using words and sentences to update her blog last night and informed everyone that she's in love with Benji Madden. I imagine after she finished typing Paris fell out of her chair, clutching her head and screaming OW! OW! OW!...

Tori Spelling is eight months pregnant but decided to show off how good her body still looks in a bikini. Apparently she was freaked out over her weight gain from first baby Liam, but Tori has things locked down this time around. Us Magazine reports: So ...

Socialite, sex tape star, and guru poser's follower, Paris Hilton is pursuing yet another publicity venture, this time in fashion. Over the weekend she was in Montreal to launch a new line of shoes even though the heiress has a terrifyingly large pair of ...

Paris Hilton recently visited South Africa with her boyfriend Benji Madden and was obsessed with the price of things. She even set her eyes on a certain jungle cat that she wanted to take home. NY Daily News reports: A hotel spy tells us: Every time Pari...

Rob Lowe is allegedly being blackmailed by a former nanny who is asking for $1.5 million in hush money. Rob claims the woman will spread a vicious laundry list of false terribles, according to his pre-emptive strike via open letter on The Huffington Post...

Actor Rob Lowe says a former employee of his tried to blackmail him and was demanding a payment of $1.5 million. The 'Brothers And Sisters' star claims the woman has demanded he and his wife Sheryl pay the money by the end of this week, or she would go pu...

Playboy Playmate Iliana Fischer took in some chill time on the beach in Malibu. I'm not really familiar with her work so I scoped out her official website. Fortunately she's attractive because, after watching a clip of her film Blind Passion, Iliana has ...

Pamela Anderson and Criss Angel were supposedly making out at an Elton John concert over the weekend, according to Digital Spy: An onlooker said: They were dancing along to the music, and at a few different points during the evening they looked very cozy...

Lindsay Lohan will start shooting soon for the indie film Florence where she'll only be paid $75,000 for her role as a nymphomaniac waitress. Lindsay offered to go full fiery frontal for the part that she's hoping will rekindle her career. But the produc...

Legendary actor Charlton Heston passed away Saturday evening at the age of 84. He had been battling Alzheimer's disease for the past six years, according to the AP: Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life, Heston's family said in a stat...

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Pamela Anderson is starring in a docu-style series on E! this summer cleverly titled Pamela. I'm pretty sure docu-style isn't a real word but when has reality gotten in the way of reality tv? NEVER! E! Online conveniently has the details: Pamela will be ...

Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer a pregnant 16-year-old. She's now a pregnant 17-year-old. Britney's fertile sibling spent her birthday with boyfriend Casey Aldridge at Ruby Tuesday on Saturday. Meanwhile, Jamie Lynn's entire family ditched her to go out t...

George Clooney received an anonymous phone call at home telling him to curb his girlfriend Sarah Larson. The voice on the line said Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry! Clooney and his chin didn't take we...

Patricia Heaton - she's the actress who played Ray Romano's wife on 'Everybody loves Raymond' - must have been having a bad day when she was asked by an autograph hound to sign a coupla photos outside of club Avalon. Well, she took the fan photos and crum...

George Clooney, a giant in his own mind and much beloved by powerful people in Hollywood, launched another bomb over the weekend. Leatherheads made $13.5 million on its opening weekend which is considered a small take for a $60 million picture. Despite be...

Unless you drank yourself into a coma on Friday and are therefore my new Messiah, you probably heard the reports of Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles allegedly having a secret wedding. While no one has confirmed the marriage, Mary J. Blige let the cat out of the...

Jensen Ackles is going from 'Supernatural' on the small tube to slasher on the big screen. The star is said to be in final negotiations to star in Lionsgate's horror/slasher remake of My Bloody Valentine 3-D. ...

Kim Kardashian somehow scored an invite to Jessica Alba's baby shower over the weekend. So what lavish gift did Kim bring? Why it's shit from her own store Smooch! Wow, Kim, really? You shouldn't have gone so far out of your way. I mean, are you sure you...

Heidi Montag squeezed her fake tits into the political arena last week by endorsing Senator John McCain. Since then the folks over at Radar Online have made a startling discovery: Heidi isn't registered to vote: At least not according to voter registrati...

Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z finally tied the knot on Friday, according to a report by People.com. It happened earlier this evening, a friend of the couple said on Friday night. Jay wanted it to be a really private affair — close friends and family. The c...

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Current Miss England Georgia Horsley launched the new Aquaclara Official Miss England bikini today. (Hint: you put your boobs in it.) Much like her British ancestor's before her, Georgia is causing a revolution in my pants. *looks down* What the- is that...

I almost didn't post these bikini pics because, at first, I thought another one of those hairless chipmunks got loose in Miami again. True, the butt looks nice, but is this site ready for that kind of action? Fortunately, my impressive ass-recognition sk...

It kind of came out of nowhere, rapper Lil Jon says of the Little Jonathan Winery which is now producing his new label of wines. We were just going to do some private label stuff (for parties) and we did it, and people was like, `Hey, it's pretty nice.' T...

Bobby Brown says it's his his ex-wife Whitney Houston's fault for getting him hooked on hard drugs and he says that she only married him to stop rumors that she was having a bisexual affair with an assistant. He writes in his autobiography. I think we go...

Usually it takes a shoe bomb or a nail file to get airport workers all riled up. But Naomi Campbell - just by being the outta control, phone-throwing, maid-attacking, rage-aholic Naomi Campbell - managed to get tossed off an airplane for spittle assault. ...

Lil Jon may be the greatest mind of our generation. The mad scientist is throwing caution to the wind and daring to combine crunk and classy. How is that even possible, you ask? By starting his own wine label: Little Jonathan Winery. POW! The AP reports:...

New couple Marla Maples and Andy Baldwin took a page from the Heidi and Spencer book and posed for pictures on Laguna Beach. You might recognize Andy from ABC's The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman and Marla from, well, Donald Trump's bedroom. It should...

Hulk Hogan took his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel to Miami beach for some R&R. You may remember her from last week when everyone thought she was Brooke Hogan. However, without her make-up on she looks more like Meryl Streep's twin sister - who loves s...

The New Kids on the Block appeared on The Today Show this morning to a horde of screaming fans. Half of which weren't even born when they used to be popular. But, it's official, NKOTB is back, baby! What surprises me the most is seeing Donnie Wahlberg t...

Mena Suvari (American Beauty) is enjoying a vacation in Miami with her boyfriend Simone Sestito (Eh?). I'm puzzled as just to where in the hell Mena got that ass from. I thought she was a midget. Does she live under power lines or something? Or, no, I go...

These are modeling shots of a 16-year-old Angelina Jolie from the latest issue of InTouch. She really hasn't changed much which makes me think I need to get to work on a time machine. Jeez, relax! I'll go back to when she's 18. You guys really need to ge...

Heath Ledger's uncle broke the news that Heath had an affair with an older woman and she was pregnant shortly after they broke things off. The media has caught up with the woman and her new husband. He says Heath is not the father, but she provides some ...

When the brakes failed on Jerry Seinfeld's vintage 1967 Fiat BTM on Saturday in East Hampton, NY, the comedian swerved to keep the car from careening into an intersection. The maneuver caused the car to roll over and come to a stop just yards from a highw...

With last fall's box-office flop Lions for Lambs hanging over his head, the buzz is that Tom Cruise's $100 million film 'Valkyrie' is looking to be slaughtered at the box office as well. In the film he plays Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, a real-life Wehrm...

The song Touch My Body has reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100, making it Mariah Carey's 18th number one single and eclipsing the record of 17 of the King, Elvis Presley. This despite the fact that the video for Touch My Body sucks major ass and i...

Mariah Carey's latest single Touch My Body just went #1 on the Billboard Singles Chart. This is the 18th single to hit the top spot for Mariah and puts her ahead of Elvis. She's now only second to The Beatles. But still nowhere near as good as my favorit...

Bobby Brown is releasing a tell-all book in which he alleges that Whitney Houston is the one who pushed him into a life of drugs. Bobby was a weed man until marrying the superstar. Then it was crack city, according to Page Six: I never used cocaine until...

Britney Spears is reuniting with her old manager Larry Rudolph who believes Britney is finally getting her ducks in a row - and this time not eating them. Larry spoke to Ryan Seacrest this morning about being welcomed back into the Spears fold. People re...

Naomi Campbell is on the attack again. This time with her saliva while being arrested at Heathrow Airport. She allegedly spat on a cop after an argument over her luggage, according to The Sun: Naomi first kicked off in BA's first class lounge after being...

John McCain is seriously, I can't fucking believe it, actually running with the Heidi Montag endorsement. Clearly he's never seen The Hills despite exclusively telling Time's Swampland Blog yesterday that he never misses an episode. To prove my point, Mc...

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Ivanka Trump the 26-year-old daughter of Donald and Ivana Trump is back on the market. And unlike another certain heiress we know, Ivanka is STD-free and runs her own mortgage empire. (Read: She'll buy you a Wii.) Page Six reports: We noticed Trump - who...

Christina Ricci, like most of the civilized world, wants Jessica Biel's butt and she's shouting it from the rooftops. Or People Magazine, if you want to argue over semantics: I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?' the actress – who ...