Dina Lohan attended a ceremony last night held by Mingling Moms, a Long Island social networking for mothers, where she was honored as one of the organization's Top Moms. However, by attending, Dina skipped out on a mandatory visit to her shrink. But, da...

Paris Hilton's personal touch will be seen on the new line of the the popular German fashion doll Steffi Love. Jesus, who the hell would buy their kid a doll designed by Paris Hilton? Isn't that technically child abuse? I'd rather give my kid crack and h...

Britney Spears has been granted a graduated expansion of her time with sons Jayden and Sean, according to Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan via TMZ's live feed. It appears to be official that Britney is no longer batshit insane and has demonst...

Any awards show brave and thoughtful enough to nominate National Treasure: Book of Secrets as the best picture of the year deserves our special attention. So clearly the MTV Movie Award nominations warrant your perusal. As executive producer Mark Burnett...

I love the stars of 24 and their heroic, undying dedication to patriotism. You've got Jack Bauer himself Kiefer Sutherland who singlehandedly keeps the good people at Jack Daniels in business. Then you've got his TV daughter Elisha Cuthbert who graces us...

Lindsay Lohan has gone from nympho (yay!) to klepto (aw.). Last night she was spotted getting close with Nicole Richie's man Joel Madden at Hornitos (above). But that's not her only caper. The New York Post is reporting that Lindsay allegedly ganked a fu...

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. I don't know what the hell the naked pics have to do with anything, but I'll assume it's part of the lingerie business. Or at least should be. I shu...

Ashton Kutcher says he's given up punking his co-stars. The 'That 70s Show' star, who produced and starred in 'Punk'd', playing gags on Hollywood stars such as Justin Timberlake and Frankie Muniz. The cruel assaults weren't always well appreciated by the...

Amy Winehouse is literally coming to pieces. She was spotted yesterday looking like the missing link and not wearing her beehive while hanging out with friends. Turns out the beehive conceals a bald spot that is either a.) a by-product of the beehive or ...

Britney Spears will do the unthinkable today and actually appear to request more visitation time with her kids. In a stark contrast from the fall, Britney has her shit together and many expect her to get more QT with the chitlin's. The AP reports: With t...

A 22-year-old Columbia University college student claims Lindsay Lohan stole her $11,000 mink coat in January. Masha Markova thought she lost the blonde coat, a gift from her grandmother, while attending a party at 1 Oak in New York City. Two weeks later ...

Tom Cruise is in the risky business (Swish!) of trying to resell himself as the mega movie star of yore. Today, he launched his new website Tom Cruise.com that includes a special message from Tom. I'm not going to run it here because a.) goddamn thing wo...

Prenuptial agreements are a gift from God. Basically, they let you try out this crazy marriage thing then sober up, realize you made a gigantic mistake and still keep all your cash. They're greeaat! So great, in fact, that Mariah Carey made sure to have ...

Britney Spears returned to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to attend Jamie Lynn's baby shower this weekend. Relatives say Britney took to her old banjo like a cousin taking his mother in a haystack. E! News reports: E! News has learned that mom and d...

Jesus, Mary and Joseph this news is legit. Dina Lohan will be recognized as a mother of the year by an organization whose charter undoubtedly requires a commitment to smoking crack rocks the size of Buicks. TMZ reports: Mingling Moms, a social networking...

Lindsay Lohan finally makes her first big career move since leaving rehab and will appear on the season finale of Ugly Betty as a down-on-her-luck high school pal of Betty, according to Us Magazine: She was so excited to shoot, a source tells Us, Lindsay...

Whoever cast Jennifer Aniston in Marley & Me is my new Jesus. The film is shooting in Miami where Jennifer is guaranteed to be sporting a bikini at least once a week. This time around she's got a friend with her (red bikini) who I'm 90% positive is John ...

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged, according to People: Reynolds, 31, currently filming the aptly named The Proposal in Boston with Sandra Bullock, recently popped the question to Johansson, 23. The couple have not set a wedding date. The ...

Gwyneth Paltrow has been laying low the past couple of years and doing the family thing with husband Chris Martin of Coldplay. But now she's currently seen in Iron Man which debuted at No. 1 this weekend. While at the LA premiere, she was asked if she wa...

Tom Cruise admits he's said a few things the last few years he wishes he could take back, especially his 2006 slam on the idea that depressed new mothers are helped by taking medication for postpartum depression. The Scientologist - who likely observed a...

Peaches Geldof, the wildchild daughter of British musician Sir Bob Geldof, could be in legal trouble after cops in London obtained video of her allegedly buying cocaine from Amy Winehouse's drug dealers. The cops are planning to question Peaches, 19, aft...

Since Robert Downey Jr. kicked drugs he is now proving that he's one of the greatest actors of his generation. Donning the metal suit, his blockbuster hit 'Iron Man' hauled in $100.7 million over opening weekend. The film also scored overseas with $96.7 m...

In a move destined to make Katie Holmes green with envy, Miley Cyrus was allowed to interact with the public on Saturday night. Disney granted her a brief reprieve from her exile for showing part of her bare back in Vanity Fair. But not without a price. ...

Okay, before everyone flips out, these chicks are LEGAL. Don't worry, I wouldn't send you guys to jail - yet. Anyway, I was about to pack it in for the weekend when I stumbled across this little piece TMZ uncovered. It turns out Disney, who balked at the...

The rumors about Disney keeping Miley Cyrus out of the spotlight are apparently true. Damage control is in full effect after her pedophile's dream come true photo shoot (actual quote from Christian Coalition. Okay, not really.) Miley was scheduled to app...

Apparently Amy Winehouse and her producer Mark Ronson were working on the title track for the new James Bond movie Quantum of Solace. For the record, Mark is the mastermind behind Amy's Grammy-winning album Back to Black. Well, as Amy's looks and ability...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are world-renown for being the fakest conglomeration of asshats in the history of chicanery. To further prove that point, Star has broken the news that Heidi and Spencer orchestrated their break-up, reunion and even marriag...

It's a scientific fact that Barbara Walters had sex with every famous man alive between 1920 and, well, let's assume she's still going at it. No, wait, don't-*HORF* Anyway, it should've come to no surprise when she admitted to having an affair with high-...

Here's Amy Smart on the set of Crank 2 beating up some guy with a mullet and throwing him into a car while her dress basically falls off. I could probably IMDB the premise of the film, but considering the first film (spoiler alert) ended with Jason Stath...

Rumors were swirling yesterday that recently engaged Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon eloped. Most people considered it a publicity stunt, but one of Nick's relatives confirmed to E! News this morning that it's the real deal: Yes, we know, she says. He calle...

Mariah Carey and actor/rapper Nick Cannon ran off to one of her homes in the Bahamas and got married yesterday! The shocking, quickie, secret ceremony had very few friends and family in attendance. The over/under odds on this thing lasting will be about t...

Pop tart Britney Spears blew about $61 million since her troubling head shaving incident in February 2007, according to In Touch Weekly who ran the numbers by an L.A. accountant. That figure includes the $50 million she could have banked had she gone on t...

Disney has confirmed that their superstar Miley Cyrus has been pulled from her first scheduled public appearance at Disneyworld. As a result of the bad publicity over the Vanity Fair partially nekked photo shoot - and maybe the skanky pics of her pulling ...

Apparently Katie Holmes' recklessness (She spoke during dinner.) is getting out of hand, so Tom Cruise signed her up for an intense three-day session of Scientology Boot Camp. Star reports: It included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading ...

I saw this a couple days ago and wasn't going to post it, but since a few people have sent it in now, here it is: a side-by-side comparison of the last trailer to The Dark Knight and the eerily similar 1989 trailer to Tim Burton's Batman. Lazy editing? S...

I know what you guys are thinking: He can't end on a Heidi Montag post! And, you're absolutely right. Where are my manners? To make up for my terrible faux pas here's something that's hot, unusual, a bit off the beaten path and won't be around for very l...

Gary Coleman's episode of Divorce Court aired today (video after the jump) and there's nothing like seeing a giant redhead describe the child-like antics of Arnold Drummond. For those of you who missed Monday's post, here's how Gary's wife Shannon descri...

Heidi Montag stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman* last night (video after the jump) where she expanded on the revived rumors about Lauren Conrad's sex tape. While looking like Barbie's sister with Extra Chin Power, Heidi went through her usual ...

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are reportedly engaged. That is if you believe the monstrosity on her finger is an engagement ring. (Note: Not the Band-Aid. That would be too romantic.) MSNBC reports: The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when 38-ye...

When John Mayer blogs, the world listens. This time around he shares with us a deep passion for obtaining the perfect 80s-style feathered hairdo. As a die-hard user of Aqua-Net myself, I can't fault John on his quest for radicalness. And now the immortal...

There's something sweet about a couple that share common interests. In Rob and Sheryl Lowe's case, it's getting sued for sexual harassment. Aww, now that's good marriage-ing. While Rob is facing allegations of his own, Sheryl just got nailed in a lawsuit...

The Lowes just can't find good help these days. Another nanny has filed a nasty lawsuit against someone in the Rob Lowe house. This one isn't against the actor, it's against his wife Sheryl Berkoff. Ex-nanny Laura Boyce has hired celebrity lawyer Gloria A...

Hollyscoop claims to have exclusive information that Jay-Z now has 100 problems and a kid is one. Beyonce is reportedly pregnant which led to the clandestine nuptials in early April: A source close to the couple revealed, Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which...

Tyra Banks celebrates her 500th episode of The Tyra Banks Show today. She stopped by The View (video after the jump) to announce that Mayor Bloomberg has officially proclaimed today The Tyra Banks Show Day. Sadly, it's not a national holiday and I should...

Ashley Dupre is currently suing Joe Francis for $10 million claiming she was tricked into filming for Girls Gone Wild. Being the saint that he is, and I wholeheartedly mean that, Joe put his $1 million offer back on the table for Ashley. All she has to d...

Welcome to another exciting edition of Amy Winehouse's Batshit Front Door Theater. In this installment, Amy shows off her new love bite. She claims it's a gift from her incarcerated husband Blake during this morning's visit. Unfortunately, Amy was never ...

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I ac...

Cher sat down with Oprah Winfrey for a special interview at the Colosseum in Las Vegas where the legendary singer dropped the bomb that she was once getting Top Gun'd by Tom Cruise. The special will air May 8, but People has some details on Cher and Tom'...

CSI's fired star Gary Dourdan did a George Michael on Tuesday morning - he was awakened by cops who found him sleeping in his car which was parked the wrong way on a one way street. Then when the Palm Springs, CA, cops did a look-see in his car they found...

American Idol's loopy judge Paula Abdul had a few too many before last night's show. In other news, dogs bark, the sun came up today, and Charlie Sheen hires hookers. What's this? Paula was so shit-faced she passionately criticized Jason Castro for a song...