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O.J. Simpson, drunk off his ass, admitted to killing wife

2008-05-12

Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, is releasing a tell-all book Monday (above) where he outlines how he helped O.J. beat the murder rap. He also drops the bomb that Orange Juice got hammered and confes...

 

Britney Spears & Kevin Federline have 'camaraderie' which apparently means phone sex (Good to know...)

2008-05-12

Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan paid a visit to this morning's The Today Show where he elaborated on Britney's new custody situation. He also dodged around questions of Britney and Kevin getting ready to make some more Cheetos porn. (Fingers...

 

Bai Ling's nipples are 'bai-ling' out of her bikini (SWISH! Count it!)

2008-05-12

Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart's Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy's book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then s...

 

Hulk Hogan's Lil Nick Gets Jail Time for Car Crash

2008-05-12

After pleading no contest, Nick Bollea was sentenced on Friday to eight months in county jail, plus five years probation, and five years of staying off the booze. The 17-year-old spoiled brat spawned by Hulk Hogan got off lightly considering he was the dr...

 

Amy Winehouse's reign of terror hits the freeway

2008-05-12

Amy Winehouse got stuck in a traffic jam over the weekend and decided to wander out of her car. So, not only were these people at a freaking stand still, they had to look at a half-naked bridge troll. Ha! England's cool. The Daily Mail reports: Not conte...

 

Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend Sam. May Go Back to Guys?

2008-05-12

Lindsay Lohan is crying in her beers after having hateful words with her wingwoman Sam Ronson. The DJ was spinning at a bash at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood when the two 'had a full blown fight'. A source told Pagesix.com: Evan Ross, Diana's son, and L...

 

OJ Simpson on Dead Wife: It's Her Fault I Killed Her

2008-05-12

Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, has written a tell-all book in which he says the football great confessed to him that he killed his wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman. Only O.J. says it's ...

 

Hulk Hogan to boobies: Turn my frown upside down - but not the moustache or it's go time, brotha!

2008-05-12

After his son Nick was sentenced to eight months in prison on Friday, Hulk Hogan needed the soft, soothing relief of nature's own antidepressant: mammaries. He gathered up some wrestling buddies on Saturday and retreated to the holy sanctuary of Hooters,...

 

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson engaged - or not?

2008-05-12

Owen Wilson, no doubt riding the dragon again, allegedly proposed to Kate Hudson who, uh, wow seems to be wearing my grandmother's curtains. I have no freaking clue what's going on there except Kate better steer clear of any cats and/or open flames. The ...

 

Lindsay Lohan is a shitty cat burglar

2008-05-09

Lindsay Lohan's penchant for clothing-related kleptomaniacism was revealed when she allegedly stole a fur coat at a night club. Now, another woman has come forward and claims Lindsay wiped out her closet. Model Lauren Hastings, Shia LeBeouf's girlfriend,...

 

Mischa Barton claims cellulite photos were 'doctored'

2008-05-09

Mischa Barton was recently photographed looking like her ass had the consistency of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. Her rep is claiming the pics, which ran in The Daily Mail, were edited because Mischa got into a spat with the photographer, according to NY Dail...

 

Elisha Cuthbert's last day in a bikini (Promised myself I wouldn't cry...)

2008-05-09

These are the last shots of Elisha Cuthbert's Hawaiian getaway with her hockey player boyfriend Puck Puckerton. I was getting used to enjoying Elisha in a bikini at the end of every day. It was sort of magical, you know? Like seeing the Aurora Borealis. ...

 

Nick Hogan gets 8 months in jail

2008-05-09

Nick Bollea (a.k.a. Nick Hogan) was sentenced to eight months in Florida County Jail today after pleading no contest to charges of felony reckless driving. Wow, a book finally got thrown at a celeb that deserved it. Check out the details from People: In ...

 

Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus in Playboy - when she's legal

2008-05-09

Hugh Hefner apparently enjoyed the Miley Cyrus bare-back photos so much, that he wants to see what's underneath the sheet. When she's 18, of course. I mean, c'mon, Hugh's not some dirty old man. He's more like, oh I dunno, Jesus. Here's the details from ...

 

George Clooney once propositioned by Roseanne, it, uh, didn't work

2008-05-09

George Clooney sat down with Rolling Stone movie critic Peter Travers Wednesday night for a special screening of Leatherheads. During the Q & A, The Chinned One discussed his acting past and his experiences on the set of Roseanne which included a sexual ...

 

George Clooney Stung By 'Leatherheads' Flop

2008-05-09

George Clooney is shocked - SHOCKED! - and hurt by the failure of 'Leatherheads'. The football movie - which was ridiculously released at the start of baseball season - grossed only $36 million which is $22 million short of its $58 million budget. Cloone...

 

Play The Minnie Driver "Whose the Daddy?" Guessing Game

2008-05-09

If you're guessing the identity of the mystery daddy of the baby in Minnie Driver's womb as The Riches star Eddie Izzard, you'd be wrong. And if you guessed San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi, you'd also be wrong. The British actress, 38, won't reveal t...

 

Lohan Gets Axed by Manson Girls Producers

2008-05-09

Production on The Manson Girls is scheduled to start in early July but Lindsay Lohan won't be a part of it. Rumor has it she's been axed by producers because they couldn't find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. Lindsay was to play the par...

 

Nick Cannon, I hate you

2008-05-09

I get a ton, no, make that a space ton, of e-mails from publicists trying to get me to shill their client/wares. Well, this time around, one particular publicist knew how to push my buttons: By sending a pic of Nick Cannon with a Limited Edition Grand Th...

 

Amy Winehouse makes bail, free to terrorize the populace

2008-05-08

Amy Winehouse is out on bail after being arrested yesterday for smoking crack on video. So, now here's the part of the day, conveniently timed before lunch, where I post pics of Amy in her perpetual state of disarray. Or, as I like to call it, the Aw, Ge...

 

Britney Spears' second cameo sticks it to Doogie Howser, but not the way he'd prefer

2008-05-08

Britney Spears is done filming her second appearance on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. This time around her character Abby is dating Doogie Howser's character Barney which must be really awkward for the Doog considering he publicly complained abou...

 

Vanilla Ice's wife 911 call will make you stop, collaborate and listen. Then feel kind of awkward.

2008-05-08

Nothing's funnier than a domestic violence 911 call. Especially one that involves Vanilla Ice. Am I right? High five! Anyway, after six minutes of sheer lunacy (audio after the jump) you'll find it comforting to know that Vanilla's wife Laura dropped the...

 

Minnie Driver hints at the father of her baby

2008-05-08

Minnie Driver hinted at who the father of her child might be to The Independent and denied rumors that it's San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi. Also, judging by her information, the father is not Criss Angel. Great, so I built this bunker for nothing. ...

 

Jennifer Aniston in a bikini canoodling with John Mayer - Why did I just use that word?

2008-05-08

Here's photographic proof that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are, indeed, romantically involved. I don't know how the guy does it. I mean, roofies eventually wear off, right? I keep trying to get chicks at the bar to drop one in my drink and take advan...

 

Jessica Alba wants you to stare at her as long as you can

2008-05-08

Jessica Alba seems to be cuckoo for staring contests. So much so, that's she willing to engage in them online. I included a video of her staring prowess after the jump which is either the most seductive and/or creepiest thing I've ever seen without my pa...

 

Elisha Cuthbert is like heaven in a bikini - with boobs, and did I mention a bikini?

2008-05-08

Elisha Cuthbert continues her Hawaiian vacation with her boyfriend Guy I Hate Because He's Not Me. As I've learned from you, astute readers, Elisha is Canadian. Does that mean she's ineligible for the Congressional Medal of Honor? Because I'm pretty sure...

 

Best Brad and Angelina Rumor: Twin Girls!

2008-05-08

While Brad and Ange are kicking it in France waiting for the arrival of the baby, rumor has it that Angelina Jolie is expecting twin girls. That's right, the parents of four will be the parents of six kids. Star magazine quotes a family insider as saying:...

 

Michael Lohan: Hey, I wanna be in the news too! Ooh ooh! Me me me!

2008-05-08

This whole Dina Lohan/Mingling Moms fiasco keeps getting better. St. Michael Lohan already chimed in his two cents to TMZ Tuesday night, but now he's talking to Page Six about his disgust with Dina's recognition as a Top Mom: Michael fumed, Are you kidd...

 

Lindsay Lohan Has the World's Most Embarrassing Parents

2008-05-08

Don't ask Lindsay's dad Michael Lohan his opinion of his ex-wife Dina being honored as a Top Mom. He calls the award a joke. Are you kidding? Top celebrity mom? he said. Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I gue...

 

Katherine Heigl Still Itching to Leave Izzy Behind

2008-05-08

Katherine Heigl is said to be really really ready to blow off TV and concentrate on making theatrical films only but still has a couple of reservations about making the big jump. A source close to the actress says: She saw what can happen with someone lik...

 

Jason Castro And His Dreadlocks are Done

2008-05-08

Last night's elimination felled another American Idol wannabe - or didn't wannabe - Jason Castro who mumbled the words to Bob Dylan's Mr. Tambourine Man on purpose Tuesday's show and got the boot. Castro's rendition of Bob Marley's I Shot the Sheriff was ...

 

Dina Lohan is the kiss of death (Back me up, Lindsay)

2008-05-08

Mingling Moms is having some serious regrets about honoring Dina Lohan Tuesday night as one of the Top 20 Moms of Long Island. Dina was voted in through an online survey which begs the question, Who's letting their wife use the Internet, and why are you ...

 

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz to wed next week (I'll bring the shotgun!)

2008-05-07

First, sorry for two Ashlee Simpson 's post in a row. Totally unplanned. Please, don't kill me. Anyway, Ashlee and Pete Wentz are reportedly walking down the aisle next week! Somebody apparently whipped out the shotgun and my money's on Joe Simpson. And,...

 

Amy Winehouse arrested again, world record in sight

2008-05-07

Amy Winehouse has been arrested again making it the 2,567th time this month. This time it's for the video of Amy smoking crack and downing six Valium. Turns out that's illegal. Who knew? BBC News reports: A Metropolitan Police (Met) spokesman said the ar...

 

Elisabeth Hasselbeck should wrestle Ann Coulter in a vat of pudding - unless she hates America

2008-05-07

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, one fourth of the clucking you hear when watching The View, decided to show off her sweet bikini-clad post-pregnant bod in the pages of Fitness Magazine. Elisabeth did a bunch of stuff like dieting, exercising and whatever else Repu...

 

Ashlee Simpson's breasts suggest a case of pregnantitis in the uterus sector

2008-05-07

In case you can't tell by the headline, this post will tackle deep medical issues using the most scientific of terms. For realz. N/J. Every once in a while The Sun drops an expose that shakes the very field of journalism to its core. Today they examined ...

 

Christina Aguilera: A mommy after my own heart/pants

2008-05-07

So, I just learned that drinking beer can help lactation which is about the greatest scientific discovery since that guy who put those fizzy things in bottles of Guinness (Excluding the time I choked on one.). According to Page Six, Christina Aguilera is...

 

Scarlett Johansson Wears Engagement Ring - to a Costume Gala!

2008-05-07

The countdown has begun until the announcement that Scarlett Johansson and whatshisname (Ryan Reynolds) have officially ended their engagement. The starlet flashed an attention-getting diamond engagement ring Monday night at the Costume Institute Gala in ...

 

Mariah Carey Confirms Pre-Nuptial Agreement. (And Marriage)

2008-05-07

Ahh, what's more romantic than eloping with the love of your life? Getting a solid air-tight prenuptial agreement before you go, that's what! Did we think Mariah Carey would get hitched and risk her mega-millions without one? Nuh-uh! Mimi wants everyone ...

 

John Mayer is Wooing Jennifer Aniston

2008-05-07

Rocker and serial celebrity dater John Mayer loves that the gossip rags have linked him to yet another Hollywood beauty - Jennifer Aniston. How else is the guy going to get into the news? Anyway, he recently hinted that all that stuff written about him in...

 

Dina Lohan honored for her parenting skills (Yup, you read that right)

2008-05-07

Dina Lohan attended a ceremony last night held by Mingling Moms, a Long Island social networking for mothers, where she was honored as one of the organization's Top Moms. However, by attending, Dina skipped out on a mandatory visit to her shrink. But, da...

 

Paris Hilton & children's toys: How can you lose?

2008-05-06

Paris Hilton's personal touch will be seen on the new line of the the popular German fashion doll Steffi Love. Jesus, who the hell would buy their kid a doll designed by Paris Hilton? Isn't that technically child abuse? I'd rather give my kid crack and h...

 

Britney Spears gets more time with her kids

2008-05-06

Britney Spears has been granted a graduated expansion of her time with sons Jayden and Sean, according to Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan via TMZ's live feed. It appears to be official that Britney is no longer batshit insane and has demonst...

 

2008 MTV Movie Awards Nominees Announced

2008-05-06

Any awards show brave and thoughtful enough to nominate National Treasure: Book of Secrets as the best picture of the year deserves our special attention. So clearly the MTV Movie Award nominations warrant your perusal. As executive producer Mark Burnett...

 

Elisha Cuthbert brings nougaty bikini-ness to your boring ol' Tuesday

2008-05-06

I love the stars of 24 and their heroic, undying dedication to patriotism. You've got Jack Bauer himself Kiefer Sutherland who singlehandedly keeps the good people at Jack Daniels in business. Then you've got his TV daughter Elisha Cuthbert who graces us...

 

Lindsay Lohan stealing boyfriends AND fur coats?

2008-05-06

Lindsay Lohan has gone from nympho (yay!) to klepto (aw.). Last night she was spotted getting close with Nicole Richie's man Joel Madden at Hornitos (above). But that's not her only caper. The New York Post is reporting that Lindsay allegedly ganked a fu...

 

Kate Moss' nipples are killer - as in they're pointy enough to stab a man

2008-05-06

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. I don't know what the hell the naked pics have to do with anything, but I'll assume it's part of the lingerie business. Or at least should be. I shu...

 

Ashton Kutcher Gives Up On Punking Co-Stars

2008-05-06

Ashton Kutcher says he's given up punking his co-stars. The 'That 70s Show' star, who produced and starred in 'Punk'd', playing gags on Hollywood stars such as Justin Timberlake and Frankie Muniz. The cruel assaults weren't always well appreciated by the...

 

Amy Winehouse is all kinds of falling apart

2008-05-06

Amy Winehouse is literally coming to pieces. She was spotted yesterday looking like the missing link and not wearing her beehive while hanging out with friends. Turns out the beehive conceals a bald spot that is either a.) a by-product of the beehive or ...

 

Britney Spears to kick ass in court? My head hurts...

2008-05-06

Britney Spears will do the unthinkable today and actually appear to request more visitation time with her kids. In a stark contrast from the fall, Britney has her shit together and many expect her to get more QT with the chitlin's. The AP reports: With t...

 
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