Brooke Hogan (above with boyfriend Whitey WhitePants) has confirmed that her mom Linda is dating 19-year-old Charley Hill. Hulk also confirmed it on Larry King Live. In a surprise moment of sanity from the Peroxide Bunch, Brooke is really not that thrill...

I'm really trying not to post about Walking Barbie here, but, admittedly, I find perverse joy when she's caught by the paps not wearing (Edit: a metric ton of) make-up at LAX (above) or gets stuck in an ATM vestibule. It's obvious Heidi is out of her ele...

Apparently, it's Spiritual Awareness Day on The Superficial. People is reporting that Britney Spears is now under the divine tutelage of Mel Gibson. Christ! It appears the two met for over two hours last night at a Beverly Hills cigar club: For more than...

Shia LeBeouf is making the apology rounds after a video of him at a house party recently hit the Internet. It basically shows a drunk Shia telling one of his friends to hit him in the face. When his friend decides, Not today, sir. Shia calls him a faggot...

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan and star of MTV's Hogan Knows Best, has confirmed her mom, 48, is indeed dating that 19-year-old hunk - a kid Brooke went to school with! The trashy Hogan family is pulling out all the stops these days... Brooke had a...

Pete Doherty commissioned a sculpture of himself being crucified Jesus-style. Apparently, Pete and his friend artist Nick Reynolds feel Pete is a tortured Messiah, according to The Sun: The disturbing artwork will be carved in marble and show Doherty bei...

Kate Beckinsale must have missed her calling as a stand up comic because she's always saying the funniest stuff. Recently she gave her opinion about someone's stupid comment that there was some sort of 'competition' for roles between herself and Eva Longo...

Reports that screen legend Paul Newman is battling terminal lung cancer are emphatically not true, says the actor's rep Toni Howard. Whispers of a life-threatening disease started in May when the 83-year-old citied illness for pulling out of directing du...

When it comes time to expand her family again, Gwyneth Paltrow might just follow in the footsteps of her ex Brad Pitt and his partner, Angelina Jolie, by adopting siblings for 4-year-old Apple and 2-year-old Moses. I'm very open to it, she told Harper's B...

The rumors of a split up between Madonna and hubby director Guy Richie just refuse to go away. The latest report says that she has hired a divorce lawyer and she's in a sticky wicket because there was no pre-nuptial agreement done when the two married eig...

Brody Jenner of MTV's The Hills has landed his own reality show. It's titled, are you ready? Bromance. A strange choice considering the premise of the show is for Brody to whittle down male contestants to join his entourage. (Sound familiar?) MTV has com...

Amy Winehouse held court with the paparazzi yesterday outside her home. It seems to be her press room lately where's seen either signing autographs for the children or terrorizing the freaking populace with her shirt off. But one thing Amy isn't doing is...

Once I start kicking asshats from The Hills in the proverbial nuts, I just can't stop. Which brings us to Heidi Montag who managed to get herself trapped in an ATM vestibule last night. And, surprisingly, it wasn't staged. Heidi acts as if she could've g...

Kim Kardashian took her cleavage out for ice cream today while vacationing in France. As an American, I take pride that Kim is acting as a shining example of our great nation while abroad. This should go well. UPDATE: French soldiers have just landed on ...

Anne Hathaway's boyfriend Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri is under investigation again. The state attorney general Andrew Andrew Cuomo is looking into Raffaello's charity foundation after learning it's not properly disclosing tax information, acco...

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the infamous prostitute that ended New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's career, was spotted over the weekend at the beach in New Jersey with her mom (ass seen here). Hopefully, Ashley stayed out of the polluted water because a body l...

As former tennis star Chris Evert prepares to say 'I Do' to husband number 3 and golf legend Greg Norman, the Aussie golfer's ex-wife is bitter and even her $107 million divorce settlement can't keep her from taking a swing at the upcoming lavish nuptials...

Tori Spelling gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Her name is Stella Doreen McDermott. She's the second child for Tori and husband Dean McDermott. The couple have a son one-year-old Liam Aaron. People reports: Stella Doreen McDermott was born at 3:13 p....

Saying he's not a controlling father but just a manager that works seven days a week, 24/7, papa Joe Simpson says he hearts his new son-in-law Pete Wentz who got daughter Ashlee preggers and thinks pro athlete Tony Romo - who Jessica is try to land - is j...

Madonna has vowed never to act again because she wants to focus her attention on being a director since she feels that's her calling. When asked if she still dreams of an acting career, she responds: Absolutely not, because now I've tasted directing. It'...

Bill Murray and his wife are going through a nasty divorce in which she made it first to the media to announced what a beastly drunk he is (who? gopher-obsessed Carl Spackler??). Now it's come out that she's just as bad with the drink - if not worse. In ...

Spiffy news for fans of the old British TV show 'The Prisoner' - it's coming back with Jim Caviezel in the role of Number Six. The original show, starring Patrick McGoohan, was about one man's struggle against an unseen authority which held him captive in...

Stephanie Ragusa, a Florida teacher currently in jail for having sex with three minors, wrote Nick Hogan/Bollea a letter of support that was intercepted by authorities. She felt her and Nick were suffering similar circumstances which prompted her to reac...

Hayden Panettiere was apparently the best friend to have growing up - if you were a young teenage girl contemplating lesbianism. Whoooaa! Like a young child coming downstairs on Christmas morning, I've just learned that Hayden likes to kiss ladies to hon...

Pamela Anderson has made it her mission to show the entire Northern Hemisphere her nipples. Here she is at a Grand Prix party she threw in Montreal over the weekend. Her shirt is a tad on the transparent side which is convenient considering her bra is a ...

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl this weekend and named her Honor Marie Warren. This will be the first child for her and husband Cash Warren. Us Magazine reports: She was born this weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Alba's fathe...

One of Amy Winehouse's friends has supposedly handed over a home video and candid pictures of Amy Winehouse to the media. They show just how obsessed Amy is with Blake, and the power he wields in manipulating the vulnerable young star. As for the video (...

Kim Kardashian stopped by Kinkos yesterday and, frankly, I'm amazed they let her in the door. Allow me to do the math: Kim's ass + photocopier = ink tsunami. But I'm sure Kinkos has awesome insurance which is just off camera. Namely an entire SWAT team, ...

Forget a sequel to 'Point Break' - that didn't pan out - but ailing Patrick Swayze will still be returning to work soon. His new series for A&E, The Beast, has been announced and is scheduled to begin shooting later this summer. Swayze, 55, who was diagno...

Troubled star Lindsay Lohan has landed a part in a new movie - b'just barely. The producer had a hard time finding an insurance company that would cover her - and stars are unable to work in films without it. Linds, who is still on probation from her 2 DU...

Congrats to Dark Angel star Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren who have a new baby girl! Alba, 27, and Warren, 31, wed in a super-secret quickie ceremony at the Beverly Hills courthouse on May 19. Their daughter, named Honor Marie Warren, arrived on...

Janet Jackson is in battle of words with record label Def Jam with the singer revealing that all promotion of her latest album 'Discipline' has ceased. During a teleconference with the SOHH website on June 2, Janet revealed their was a problem with the re...

Charlize Theron thinks celebrities who love being in all the gossip tabloids have a sad need for approval. The popular 'Monster' actress has no desire to be photographed at A-list parties and does not believe it's part of her job as an actress to reveal d...

Kim Kardashian went furniture shopping yesterday and clearly set the buttpad to HOLY SHIT DUCK! Which is interesting because the same day Kim was complaining on her blog about how much attention her butt gets: I know most celebrities say they don't read ...

Attention, everyone! Pamela Anderson's breasts are still ridiculously large. You're welcome. Oh yeah, she also hung out with Tommy Lee yesterday and bought some plants. I don't know what that means, but I bet it involves doing it in a pile of a mulch. Ho...

Model Cora Skinner hit the beach in Hawaii yesterday with boyfriend Brody Jenner of The Hils. I'm pretty sure it's a crime against nature for a chick this hot to date a bag this douchey. Brody even has his own last name tattooed up his side which is just...

Shia LaBeouf's dad Jeffrey is apparently some sort of crazy I live in a tepee guy. But during the cold months, Shia lovingly opens up his home to his father. And by home I mean garage. Except this time, outside LaBeouf Manor, Jeffrey told Star I live her...

Nick Hogan was transferred out of solitary yesterday and moved into a cell with three other juvenile roommates. For the record, the decision was not made because of Nick's lawyers bitching to get him out on Tuesday, but because of routine assessment of i...

Troubled star and Hollywood offspring Tatum O'Neal stopped on the streets of New York City Wednesday and gave a heartfelt and impromptu press conference to paparazzi and journalists who quizzing her about her recent drug arrest. The 44-year-old actress to...

Fiery judge Sharon Osbourne has officially quit 'The X Factor' today citing as the reason that four years was long enough for her to do the show. Yet there are others who say Sharon's leaving is really over pay disputes. Or the fact that she just hates Da...

Anyone remember Vin Diesel? Anyone? Well, apparently model Paloma Jimenez did, I'm guessing about nine months ago, because she let him put a baby in her. She quietly (?) birthed the child in April. Vin's rep must've just now realized he has a client and ...

Christina Aguilera (Above urging you to vote or else Max Liron eats Stars N' Stripe. Christ, I'll do it, lady!) defended herself against critics of her nights out to the club. I mean, you try spending 24/7 with Jordan Bratman. Hour after hour of him wear...

The big story lately is Brad Pitt buying a shit-ton of artsy furniture for him and Angelina Jolie's new French chateau. Apparently, people expected them to shop at Pier 1, I dunno. Anyway, after his shopping spree, Brad stopped for lunch, and the restaur...

Kate Beckinsale is full of gems. First, she said she'd rather eat pussy than sushi. Now, she's telling Glamour magazine that her awesome skills in the sack give her a free pass from sandwich making. Ha! But, no, seriously, who let her speak in public?: I...

Amy Winehouse attend her husband Blake Fielder-Civil's court hearing yesterday and surprise! She was a giant crack ball of clusterfuckage. The Sun reports: Amy shouted to a judge It's like Disneyland during her husband's pre-trial hearing yesterday. She ...

Britney Spears will have a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls video for When I Grow Up. But she will neither sing nor dance leading me to believe Britney will perhaps walk down the street and silently nod to Nicole Scherzinger. Almost as if to...

Hey, remember Bridget Moynahan? She was knocked up by Patriot's quarterback Tom Brady right before he ditched her for Gisele Bundchen. I think she's an actress too or something. Who knows? What I do know is the touching anecdote she told Harper's Bazaar ...

Former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield is reportedly broke, having earned over $200 million in the ring and from endorsements - and nabbing another $10 grand from Dancing With the Stars. The news has come to light after a mother of of one o...

Alice Cooper is Back! Not the golfer or the DJ, but the shock rocker. On his radio show Nights With Alice Cooper, he said of his next album: It is a dark and menacing album for dark and menacing times. Ozzy Osbourne and Slash have recorded guest appearanc...

Madonna left the gym last night and answered the question on everyone's minds: Can her arms look any more like pale white beef jerky? Yes. Yes they can. I don't know what her workout regimen entails, but I'm sure it involves Madonna yelling I want them t...