We've finally reached the inevitable end-game of Heidi and Spencer's celebrity. Seen above proving Ed Hardy is the apparel of choice for today's walking anus, the couple have recently been rumored to be amateur gun nuts. It's now reported that Chins and ...

Lindsay Lohan will not enter this year's Emmy awards. She appeared on Ugly Betty briefly this season, but the LA Times reports Lindsay decided to hold off until next year's Emmy competition when she'll have more episodes under her belt. Also, Lindsay did...

Anne Hathaway has reportedly dumped her boyfriend Raffaello Follieri over the weekend. She got tired of things like being questioned by the IRS and swallowing balloons full of bank statements. So basically, Anne Hathaway hates true love. The Daily Mail r...

In one of those so stupid it's probably true reports, shaky A-lister Jennifer Aniston reportedly absolutely refused to pose for a cover shot for Marie Claire magazine with beautiful Oscar winning actress Jennifer Connelly. Both actresses star in He's Just...

Eminem is coming out of retirement some four years after announcing he was done with writing, recording and touring. The 35-year-old rapper has kept a low profile and battled health problems since releasing the Encore album in 2004. But now Em has begun ...

Rock matriarch Sharon Osbourne, a former reality TV star herself, is convinced TV has taken a turn for the worse because of the number of celebrity-center reality shows on the airwaves now. Calling the new spat of celebrity shows all train wrecks, the wi...

Kate Beckinsale and producers of the upcoming flick Whiteout are all denying that the actress is unhappy with her butt's size, dimensions, curvature, firmyness, roundness, bounciness, plumpness, and overall sex appeal and that she had demanded a body doub...

Jennifer Anyone need some glass cut? Aniston is apparently threatened by the looks of Jennifer Connelly. The two star in the upcoming comedy He's Just Not That Into You along with Drew Barrymore, and Ginnifer Goodwin. The ladies were all set to appear on...

The producers for Lindsay Lohan's new movie Labor Pains are saying so far, so good on her behavior. Or at least the film's publicists are saying that because, for all we know, Lindsay could be lighting the crews' cigarettes with her vagina. (You heard it...

Tila Tequila sat down for an interview with King Magazine where she addressed the rumors that she's not really a bisexual: What about the people who say you're not really bisexual—that you're hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the re...

Billy Ray Cyrus should be interviewed all day every day. The country star and father of Miley Cyrus (better known as Hannah Montana) stopped by The Today Show this morning to talk about the scandal involving a topless photo of Miley that appeared in Vani...

Keanu Reeves was spotted hanging out on the French Riviera with an unknown topless woman yesterday which forced top scientists to conclude that Yes, that crazy ass Matrix shit is for real. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will make you wonder why Po...

Benji Madden has babies on the brain and wants Paris Hilton to have some on her uterus. He talked to Ryan Seacrest today and had the following response when asked if he wants children: Of course when you're that happy, you think about everything. I mean,...

Cops reportedly found Oakland Raider Javon Walker lying unconscious this morning on a Las Vegas sidewalk with an orbital fracture which is a busted eye socket. FOX5 Las Vegas reports the wide receiver was found around 7:00 AM and was taken to a local hosp...

PETA has taken umbrage with Jessica Simpson's T-shirt proclaiming Real Girls Love Meat. They decided to seek the moral high ground and respond with a list of five reasons Why only stupid girls brag about eating meat. Sciencey! Here's my personal favorite...

God bless Mark Wahlberg who has the guts to say when most of us could only whisper, that the over-rated 'Ocean' franchise were bad movies. Wahlberg turned down a role and the chance to pal around with George Clooney and his posse - and doesn't regret it. ...

Doctors in Britain are baffled at the cause of the recent 'fainting' spell Amy Winehouse suffered at home which sent her to a hospital. Apparently, concealing and carrying a 40-pound drug stash on top of her head didn't cross their minds. Seriously, the ...

Recently, Jessica Simpson was photographed wearing a t-shirt that had Real Girls Eat Meat printed across the front which is a odd fashion choice for anyone over the age of 12, much less someone who is worth millions. And while PETA people are outraged! ov...

Britney Spears filmed a cameo for the new Pussycat Dolls video When I Grow Up, but her part was quietly axed before the debut over the weekend. To be honest, I'm not really sure why Britney was included in the first place. The video showcases the Dolls' ...

John Graziano's brother Frank has allegedly been leaving Hulk Hogan threatening messages since his appearance on Larry King Live, according to TMZ: The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family -- calling them whores and threatening to pis...

Kevin Federline was dubbed Father of the Year yesterday at Club Prive in Las Vegas. Kevin reportedly showed up two hours late for the honor then requested the award ceremony be private so clubgoers couldn't see it. (Having kids is nature's own cockblock....

Snoop Dogg's wife Shante was picked up in Orange County for DUI early Saturday morning, according to the AP: Fullerton police Lt. Craig Brower says officers stopped 32-year-old Shante (Shahn-taye) Broadus of Sherman Oaks about 12:15 a.m. Saturday and too...

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads Real Girls Eat Meat. Ha, adorable. I also love funny T's and whipped up one that I think she'll love. It reads: Jessica Simpson shouldn't wear T-shirts. Or any clothing in the c...

Katherine Heigl slipped off to Mexico this weekend with her husband Josh Kelley. When I initially found out there were bikini pics of Katherine, I expected some sexy awesomeness. What I got instead is akin to seeing my arthritic grandma lumber across the...

Amy Winehouse collapsed in her home today while doing admin (Read: A high-top sneaker stuffed with blow.) when she suffered a fainting spell and was caught by her assistant. She quickly recovered and is resting at a private hospital for precautionary mea...

The late Princess Diana's butler, Paul Burrell, reportedly once bragged to his brother-in-law in 1993 that he was kept on call for sex 24/7 by the Princess of Wales. According to the News of the World, Ron Cosgrove, who is the butler's wife's brother, sai...

Lots of rumors swirling around this week that scrawny Titanic actor Leonardo DiCaprio is being considered for the Captain America movie. No, not to play sidekick Bucky Barnes - which would be a better fit - but as the military man superhero himself. Say i...

Spencer Pratt, through some unholy alliance with Lucifer (He let him touch Heidi's boobs.), managed to find himself as a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman. And, get this, the smug little douchecock has the nerve to check his watch during the in...

Sir Elton John says he still has regrets over his failed marriage to Renate Blauel when they split - because he says they would still be married if he wasn't gay. Elton and Blauel divorced in 1988, but Elton still insists his ex-wife is the classiest woma...

Harry Potter star Emma Watson,18, is set to replace Keira Knightley, 23, in the Coco Chanel Mademoiselle fragrance ads. She has signed a £3 million, 2-year deal to lend her face to the perfume. 'Emma has been excitedly telling friends that she's going to...

Mariah Carey has apparently decided that her quicky Bahama wedding to Nick Cannon will have to do for now. She wanted to do another big do-over wedding in New York, but those plans might be off. The diva hoped to have a lavish celebration with dozens of b...

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are officially reconciled and living together. Tommy revealed the news to Rolling Stone, but only because he thought they were a really cool pineapple with a tape recorder: Pamela and the kids have moved in with me, said a b...

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney did some bikini modeling this morning in Monaco. And, yes, you're actually looking at Kim's ass not covered by a sarong. Some might say these shots put an end to the buttpad debate, but I say Not fucking quite. They...

R. Kelly has been acquitted of all 14 charges in his infamous child-pornography con golden shower case. It took the jurors less than a day of deliberation to find R. not guilty. The AP reports: Prosecutors had argued that a video tape mailed to the Chica...

Stifler, whose real name is apparently Sean William Scott (I had no idea.), addressed the Internet rumors about why there's tension between him and Nick Lachey. Turns out Stifler and Jessica Simpson had what grown-up's call a special hug. Here's my brief...

Veteran anchor Tim Russert of NBC's Meet the Press has died today at age 58 of a heart attack, according to The New York Times: Tom Brokaw, the former anchor of NBC Nightly News, came on the air at 3:39 p.m. that Mr. Russert had collapsed and died early...

While Katherine Heigl is saying I hate my career! to the Emmy's, Britney Spears, of all people, is eligible for the coveted award for her cameos on How I Met Your Mother. What the super motherfucking fuck? Excuse me while I cut my cable and hide under th...

Katherine Heigl won for Best Supporting Actress in a drama (Grey's Anatomy) at last year's Emmy awards, but this year, she doesn't think she's worthy. And she ain't bullshitting. Katherine declined to even put her name down for a nomination bid. The AP r...

Lynne Spears' parenting memoir Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is officially set to release in September. A spokesperson for the publisher confirmed the news to People: When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hol...

Hulk Hogan is really regretting that deal with Satan to get his own reality show. After looking like a jackass on Larry King Live, Hulk's ex-wife Linda is now trying to get him thrown in jail for not paying for half of their Las Vegas condo per their div...

Angelina Jolie sat down for a Q&A with Entertainment Weekly where she talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. The interview also strayed into Angelina's personal life where she admitted that being pregnant is awesome in the sack: It's great fo...

Dr. Drew Pinsky of VH1's Celebrity Rehab made the following remarks about Tom Cruise and his passion for Scientology in the latest issue of Playboy. Dr. Drew finds it particularly interesting that the religion/cult rejects psychology: A lot of people in ...

Paul Newman has reportedly turned over the entire value of his ownership in Newman's Own — the salad dressing and food company — to his charitable Newman's Own Foundation. The amount of the donation is said to be somewhere around $120 million! This i...

Despite no longer being George Clooney's arm candy, the paparazzi continue to trail Sarah Larson. She's apparently still loved by the tabloids who report she got a boob job and is posing in Playboy. Hmm, she doesn't look breastier. Maybe E! Online can sh...

Katherine Heigl has outdone her conceited self again! The actress issued a statment that she didn't seek a nomination for TV's Emmy Award for Best Actress because Grey's Anatomy failed to deliver the goods for an award-worthy performance. She dissed the w...

Tom Cruise is hitting back at VH1 reality show doctor, Dr. Drew Pinsky, over an article that's set to appear in next month's Playboy magazine that states that the actor may have experienced serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse and that's the ca...

Christopher Ciccone, the baby brother that Madonna had a falling out with years ago, has written a shocking and juicy tell-all book about his famous superstar sister which is coming out next month. Sources tell the New York Post that it's going to ride ro...

How ironic that Lynne Spears' memoir about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn will be released in a couple of months - right after the young underaged teen has her baby. Lynne's book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in ...

After some heavy topics involving Jesus, gay people drinking and comas as self-improvement, I felt it's time for some lighter fare. These are shots of Lindsay Lohan: the face of the 2008 UK Visa Swap which apparently involves charitable Europeans swappin...

Oh, man, those crazy Hogans have done it again! This time Hulk stopped by Larry King Live last night for an emotional interview about his son Nick's imprisonment. At the end of the interview, a teary-eyed Hulk remained positive that Nick's accident happe...