On Madonna's list of things to do this summer, divorcing husband Guy Ritchie comes in second - right after the most important thing of her life - going out on tour. Insiders expect an official announcement of the split to come after the tour finishes. The...

Denise Richards is telling In Touch magazine that her two young daughters, Sam, 4, and, Lola, 3, have been place in counseling because of the turmoil in their lives. Wait, aren't parents supposed to protect kids from stuff like fighting and divorce procee...

Bummer week for Anne Hathaway! Last weekend her movie with Steve Carvell Get Smart rocked at the box office grabbing the top spot - and yet all folks are talking about is her sleazy Italian beau Raffaello Follieri whose been charged with 11 counts of frau...

Raffaello Follieri is about to experience the sweet cock-slap of justice. After being arrested on charges of fraud, he was placed on $21 million bail today despite prosecutors arguing Raffaelo has the money and connections to flee the country, but his la...

After yesterday's decision to allow Britney Spears overnight visits with her sons, the commissioner has ordered that Britney and Kevin meet today at a neutral, non-court location to reach a permanent settlement in their custody battle, according to OK! M...

In case there was any doubt that Heidi Montag has absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, she's started her own label in an effort to get her album out there. In the meantime, Heid's released another song called Fashion (audio after the jump). And let m...

Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri has been arrested today on money laundering and wire fraud conspiracy charges. Raffaello was telling investors the Pope had placed him charge of the Catholic Church's financial affairs which allowed him acc...

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were in court today for a custody hearing that actually had a happy ending. Both were seen leaving the courthouse in high spirits. Especially Britney who now has overnight visits with her sons. Unfortunately, she destro...

Remember when Heath Ledger died and his family said, Oh yeah, don't worry. We'll take care of his kid.? Bullish shit. Turns out Michelle Williams hasn't seen a dime for daughter Matilda and is well aware that Heath's dad Kim botched the handling of his o...

Rod Stewart and his wife English model Penny Lancaster were sailing in the Mediterranean over the weekend and apparently it was time for Rod's feeding. While I assumed that would require the blood of peasant children, it was way, way weirder than that. T...

Okay, remember when Amy Winehouse's dad Mitch said she has emphysema and was going to die? Well, he might have embellished things a bit. Turns out Amy has low level signs of the disease. But it's technically not emphysema and the damage is reversible - i...

Jenny from the Block hasn't changed her diva beotch ways apparently. Page Six is reporting that Jennifer Lopez went shopping at a boutique last week and made all sorts of ridiculous demands that the store be closed while she shopped and that the mega-mill...

Calling the decision 'astounding', singer Boy George has been denied a visa and entry to the U.S. He was refused permission because of an ongoing court case in London. Okay so maybe he did chain a hooker to the wall of his apartment... ...but that doesn't...

Sir Anthony Hopkins is reportedly thrilled to be given the shot of playing King Lear in a big screen movie of Shakespeare's great tragedy. Gwyneth Paltrow and Naomi Watts will play the bitchy conniving older daughters and Keira Knightley will likely play ...

Poison drummer Ricki Rockett was exonerated of charges that he raped a woman in Mississippi after it was determined he was never even in the state at the time of the alleged rape. So, like any classy gent, Rikki is throwing an Exoneration Party and Ride....

These are the latest round of pics from Katherine Heigl's Mexican getaway which ended over the weekend. She's relaxing in the sun and downing margaritas with her husband Josh Kelley. A man who's thinking to himself How many times can a woman stretch with...

Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and boyfriend Orlando Bloom hit up Gran Canaria, Spain for some topless action. I love how she's using a book to cover her fun parts. When I'm nude it requires the whole Encyclopedia Brittanica to cover my business. Y...

Matthew McConaughey appears to have won the hearts of surfers at Santa Monica beach. He was out Saturday enjoying the waves which caught the attention of the paparazzi. This didn't sit too kindly with the surfers who decided to issue such awesomely clich...

If you've ever watched ABC's Dancing with the Stars, then you'll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you're like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who th...

Larry Birkhead, like any widowed father, wants to make sure daughter Dannielynn has something to remember her mother Anna Nicole Smith by. Unfortunately, this sentiment involves buying two pieces of lingerie that Anna Nicole wore during a Playboy shoot. ...

Amy Winehouse, at the age of 24, is already showing early signs of emphysema, according to her father Mitch Winehouse. She's still in the hospital after collapsing last Monday and has been subjected to numerous tests. Mitch informed the Sunday Mirror tha...

Ali Lohan, the 15-year-old lil sis of Lindsay Lohan, is thisclose to landing a lead role in a $25 million remake of 'Troll'. How crap-tastic is that? Ali can destroy her career before she turns 16. Even Linds didn't manage that! Over at E! Online, they ar...

After flying to Kentwood for the birth of Jamie Lynn's baby, Britney Spears returned home Friday and was completely bombarded by the paparazzi at LAX. The situation escalated when one of Britney's entourage start throwing punches with a pap, according to...

Sad news this morning. It's been reported that legendary comedian and cantankerous badass George Carlin passed away yesterday at the age of 71, according to People: The stand-up comic and author – best known for his groundbreaking routine Seven Words Y...

Amy Winehouse has developed emphysema from smoking drugs. Mitch Winehouse told the Daily Mail: With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 percent lung capa...

A paparazzi snapper is suing Woody Harrelson for $2.5 million, after the No Country For Old Men actor assaulted him and smashed his video camera during an incident in Hollywood in June 2006. Josh Levine filed the lawsuit in the Los Angeles Superior Court ...

Doctors believed Amy Winehouse was suffering from tuberculosis after she fainted in her home on Monday, but it turns out she's just got a really bad chest infection and also an irregular heartbeat. Hmm, I wonder what could've caused these things. If only...

Katie Holmes really likes Nicole Kidman and is apparently happy about about her pregnancy. She recently sent Nicole some sweet baby gifts in hopes that, the next time they meet, Nicole won't throw a boomerang at her face. Those things fucking sting. Star...

Kristen Bell is filming a scene for her new movie When in Rome where her character gets all kinds of drunk and rocks the cleavage. If Kristen is basing this on her own drinking habits, we are so much alike. And they say a good relationship is built on co...

Britney Spears is selling her house, but where she moves next might not be in California. (God, holy shit you're real!) Her mom Lynne filed a statement in Britney's ongoing 10-month-old hit and run case where she was driving without a valid license. In t...

The Graziano family has released video footage of John Graziano's daily rehabilitation in the hospital. We've all known he's been in a coma and has a hole in a head, but no one mentioned how freaking huge the hole is. The footage appeared on Nancy Grace ...

Is Christian Bale done with playing the Dark Knight and ready to sign on for another franchise, say something English and medieval? According to the British tabloids, Christian Bale, soon to be seen as the caped crusader in The Dark Knight, is in talks ab...

Vowing that she has to learn to censor herself, Sienna Miller has come out to say that she says too much but what she has to say this time is that she's not going to say anything about her split from ex-boyfriend Rhys Ifans. I'm sorry, I can't comment, sh...

50 Cent is suing his baby mama Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son 10-year-old son Marquise, for defamation after she publicly claim Fiddy (real name Curtis Jackson) was responsible for the arson fire last month that burnt down her his own house - wi...

Charlie Sheen is apologizing for ranting at ex-wife Denise Richards in a voice mail he left her in 2005 - now that she's made the recordings public 3 years later. More specifically, he's apologizing for dropping the N-word on her - not for the C-word or a...

A shocking new book claims Britney Spears tried to kill herself - twice. It really became an issue once Jayden was born and it became clear Britney's marriage to Kevin Federline was crumbling, says biographer Ian Halperin. The author spent 18 months as a...

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to baby girl Maddie Briann this morning. The father is Jamie Lynn's boyfriend Cassey Aldridge (but don't quote me on that.) People reports: Just the family was there, says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospit...

What're you seeing above is a deliberate attempt by Paris Hilton to gain attention by wearing maternity clothes. But since I drink 12 cups of awesome for breakfast, I'm going a different route: Paris Hilton is getting fat. Sources say she's moved from Co...

Marla Maples has quite the athletic build at the age of 44. But someone needs to tell her you can't just cartwheel away the effects of time. Believe me I've tried. It cost me a coffee table, two ceiling fans and my neighbors threatened to call the cops i...

Britney Spears is back home in Louisiana to be with her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn who's apparently close to launching another Spears into the world TODAY. Yay. People reports: After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, tou...

Ladies, you're going to have to help me out on this one because I'm freakin' clueless about this stuff: What the hell is going on with Tila Tequila's tan? Either she went nuts with the bronzing gun, or someone left the E-Z Bake Oven open again. Which one...

Mary Carey (VH1 Celebrity Rehab, a shitload of porn) celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday with her boyfriend in Las Vegas. If I ever get married, when it comes time to plan the wedding I'm going to point to this last picture and say That stuff. I want ...

50 Cent is suing Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son Marquise, for defamation. Shaniqua is claiming 50 is responsible for the fire last month that burnt down her house - with her and Marquise in it. But 50 knows how to handle snitches: litigation, s...

Mike Myers should stick to Austin Powers and Shrek - his Borat-inspired comedy film has been universally panned and reviled by critics as being un-funny garbage that goes for gross-out more than anything else. Myers spent 5 years trying to get this made? ...

Congrats to Jamie Lynn Spears who had a caesarean and popped out the lil cheeto today. The little girl born to the 17-year-old and her 19 year old fiancée Casey Aldridge has been named Maddie Briann. Just the family was there, says a source about the bi...

Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan are reportedly set to marry! The actors - who split briefly earlier this year - are said to be planning a quiet ceremony in Hawaii. That's the rumor anyway. Well, maybe more than a rumor ... more like 'currently unver...

Contrary to legend, actor Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy) is alive and well. Oh yeah, and also roiding his freaking face off. Some paps apparently recognized Steve yesterday in New York, and he decided to thank them by going retard nuts on their camera...

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were caught leaving his Manhattan apartment yesterday. I think the look on Kate's face says it all: Could've used more testicle. Photos: Splash News ...

Jessica Simpson's Real Girls Love Meat shirt was allegedly aimed at Tony Romo's ex Carrie Underwood who was PETA's 2005 Sexiest Vegetarian. The pieces are adding up with OK! Magazine reporting that Jessica was recently confused for Carrie by a fan: She s...

Anyone get the feeling Gisele Bundchen is suggesting something directly to me, The Superficial Writer? It's either something really awesome like Naked Battleship, or she needs a chiropractor. Who knows? But I better stare at these photos from the latest ...