There's a rumor floating about that Transformers star Megan Fox is done with Brian Austin Green because she said something like she wasn't ready for marriage yet. Well, duh. She's only 22. Plenty of time. Meanwhile, in a recent interview with TV Guide. BA...

Nicole Kidman gave birth to a little girl on Monday and stuck her with the curious moniker of Sunday Rose. But why? If you're like me, you haven't been able to shit thinking up reasons. Yes, that's how serious I take this job. (Or eat too much cheese.) A...

Cynthia Rodriguez decided a simple financially-crippling divorce wasn't enough to pay A-Rod back for spelunking Madonna's dusty tomb. So, last week Cynthia took off to Paris and dropped a hundred grand on his credit cards then started spreading rumors sh...

Britney Spears is going on tour with Madonna. But in a safe, videotaped format where concertgoers will be sequestered from her cooch and therefore less likely to demand a refund. People reports: Britney is going to film something for Madonna's show in th...

Cheryl Burke of ABC's Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and let's say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me: I have no c...

Yesterday, all the hub-bub was Jim Carrey walking around in Jenny McCarthy's bathing suit, and I didn't think twice about it. But then, using my superior skills at investigative journalism, I discovered that Jenny McCarthy herself also wore the bathing s...

Amy Winehouse has a new addiction: tanning! Of course, you couldn't tell by looking at her, but all I'll say is: crack. Amy's friends are concerned because she's not only spending way too much time fake-baking, but also tends to pass the fuck out in the ...

Sad news, folks. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Who? Exactly. Us Magazine reports: Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. They are still friends, a source close to Barrymore tells Us. Okay, le...

Nicole Richie says she regrets her DUI conviction -- and is haunted by the thought that she could have killed someone. Now a mom to 5-month-old Harlow, Richie explains, We were watching the news once and they happened to be talking about drunk drivers. Th...

Hollywood's most buff and strapping sexy star, Matthew McConaughey, and his girlfriend, Camila Alves, welcomed a newborn son last night, who presumably arrived in the world butt naked and ready to take up his role as mini-Matt. The lil guy was born at 6:2...

Kanye West is slamming back at reports that it's been suggested he attend anger management classes by blowing up posting an angry a thoughtful message on his website saying, If anything, I need anger enhancement! LOL!! According to The Sun, a source said,...

Rocker Sting is reportedly livid that his beautiful teenage daughter Coco Sumner, 17, shared a tent with bloated douche junkie Pete Doherty, 29, at the Glastonbury festival. An onlooker reported: 'I was standing next to Coco's tent after Pete had played h...

After seeing these pics of Jennifer Lopez wearing a bikini in Italy, I think it goes without saying that she needs to challenge Kim Kardashian to an Ass Off. You know, settle things once and for all. To be honest, I don't exactly know what they'd have to...

Anyone remember R&B singer Mýa? Me neither. Which is why I posted her here in a bikini so you can remember Mýa all over again. But, this time, way more assier. It's Christmas* in July! God bless us, everyone. *Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc. depending on yo...

Nicole Kidman, who I completely forgot was pregnant, gave birth to baby girl Sunday Rose Kidman Urban this morning. This is Nicole's first child and Keith Urban's as well. Her two children with Tom Cruise are adopted and creepy Scientologists, so they do...

Here's Kim Kardashian outside a nail salon yesterday in a candid shot that forces me not to question her existence for once. Also, scope out the freaking size of Kim's purse. Clearly, it's a protective shield for her ass. I bet she's got at least a sofa ...

Cashing in while the iron's hot, Verne Mini-Me Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider sat down for an interview with News of the World to openly discuss the couple's sex life. I will never, ever in my entire life write anything as funn...

Nicole Kidman and husband, Keith Urban, welcomed a daughter on Monday morning in Nashville, Tennessee reports People. It's the first child for Nicole, 41, and the superstar country singer, 40. They named their daughter, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. ...

While A-Rod's marriage falls apart, Madonna decided it'd be a good time to issue a statement to People letting everyone know she's going to stick with Guy Ritchie. She also apparently decided it'd be a good time to look like the bad guy from Hellboy II. ...

Heee's Out! Cynthia Rodriquez, wife of New York Yankee Alex A-Rod Rodriquez has filed for divorce after citing her All Star man on his long period of infidelity. Her attorney Maurice Kutner broke the news to the Miami Herald: ''She feels that she has exh...

With a box office take of $107.3 million since opening last Tuesday, Will Smith has scored yet another milestone as 'Hancock' becomes his eighth movie to open at No. 1 and his fifth movie to debut at No. 1 over the Fourth of July. Will Smith, Mom, apple p...

Cynthia Rodriquez, wife of New York Yankee Alex A-Rod Rodriquez, has already decided that separation is for pussies and is filing for divorce. She also wants alimony and primary custody of the children which should be fun considering she signed a pre-nup...

Britney Spears, who's been acting and looking pretty sane the last three months, is either about to get crazy again or she's scheming to get some alleged sex tapes back from her paparazzo ex-lover Adnan Ghalib. Britney's really scared that Adnan has a se...

Spanish Tennis God Rafael Nadal not only denied the Swiss Tennis God Roger Federer a record sixth straight Wimbledon title today, he dethroned the five-time champion with an epic 6-4, 6-4, 6-7 (5/7), 6-7 (8/10) win. It was the longest, greatest, and most ...

Sad news for star Christina Applegate whose ex-boyfriend, Lee Grivas, was found dead in his Hollywood apartment by a neighbor on July 1st. The National Enquirer reports that the 26-year-old died from an apparent heroin overdose but an official cause of de...

Is the world ready for a Paris Hilton reality show? The socialite has come up with an idea for a TV show like The View - a ladies round table diss and bitch session, no doubt about the travails of being rich and famous. Paris would be the moderator and wo...

Serial dater Mandy Moore is fini with the whiny lil ass alt-country rocker named Ryan Adams. The two started dating in December but Adams says he is allergic to paparazzi and gives THAT as a partial reason for the split. So he's dumping her? And he's like...

These are pictures of High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she's hot - sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: I qui...

I've never seen Keanu so Keanu-y. In trying to take on the role of an alien, he's somehow become an exaggerated, even more lifeless version of himself, and it's very, very strange to behold. If standard Keanu was the final boss of a video game, this trai...

Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will undoubtedly make me pay random strangers to throw an axe at my face. It's basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, most important...

Happy 4th of July, everybody! On this most patriotic of days, I encourage you all to think about the sacrifices made by our forefathers. Sacrifices that allow a guy like me to write freely about breasts without the King of England coming into my home and...

These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television. So...

One of the more humorous elements of my job (besides Spencer Pratt's face) is when reality shows are reported as if the shit happening on them is real. In this case, Kristy Morgan (above) who won this season's A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila but turned ...

Megan Fox is single. I should just quit right now because I'll never report anything than can top this slice of awesome. (Unless Hayden Panettiere decides she hates clothes but loves bloggers.) Anyway, according to the latest issue of Star, Megan has cal...

Not only did Mr Christie Brinkley, aka Peter Cook, spend $3000 a month on internet porn - while married to super model Christie Brinkley! - he also paid a teenage girl $300,000 to STFU about him sleeping with her. The New York Post says Cook paid the $300...

Heath Ledger's co-stars who worked with the late actor on The Dark Knight say that the Aussie was not troubled before his death or driven over the edge by his portrayal of the Joker, his character in the film. Gary Oldman, who plays Lt. Jim Gordon in the...

According to sources, Shannon Doherty is said to be interested in reprising her role as Brenda Walsh on the new CW series 90210 but wants to know what the story is going to be first. And! rumor has it Tori Spelling is definitely out (maybe) and Jennie Gar...

Alex A-Rod Rodriquez and his wife Cynthia (above) are officially separated, according to NY Daily News. Coming off the heels of rumors that A-Rod is having an affair with Madonna, the New York Post is also reporting Cynthia was getting her own piece of s...

The Lowe family seems fantastic to work for. In their ongoing legal battle with former nannies accusing them of everything from unpaid wages to flagrant masturbation, new accusations have arisen. Another ex-nanny, Laura Boyce, is claiming Sheryl Lowe mad...

A-Rod figured he earned himself some sweet, dusty Madonna lovin' after heroically sticking around for 24 hours after his wife gave birth, according to Us Magazine: New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was at Madonna's Central Park West apartment in New York Ci...

Amy Winehouse should be transported around Hannibal Lecter-style. Last night, while walking to her house with her dad, she decided to flip her chips and run out into traffic. From there, Amy approached a convertible, asked for a lift then crawled all ove...

Ashley Kaufmann, or may or may not be the fruit of Michael Lohan's loins, is already angling for a record contract, according to MSNBC: A record-industry insider says, Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali. A Lohan family source adds, Ashley's singi...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie went out for dinner last night and were spotted holding hands. Because that looks perfectly natural within the confines of a marriage. Jesus. This couldn't look anymore staged if they were wearing His and Her's T-shirts while padd...

Pregnant English actress Minnie Driver has had a change of heart of raising her firstborn child in her native UK. The Riches star moved to Los Angeles several years ago to pursue her acting career - and now says she couldn't consider leaving the U.S., bec...

Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister Ashley Kaufmann is reportedly wanting to follow in the footsteps of her possible half-sisters Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal. An unnamed record-industry insider says the 13-year-old has...

Welsh star Christian Bale is thrilling Bat fans with his proclamation that he will walk away from the comic book movie franchise if producers try to bring in Robin, the caped crusader's annoying, naive, smarmy, unnecessary sidekick from the old TV show. ...

According to reports, Ashlee Simpson is expecting a boy. The rumors were fueled after Simpson and husband Pete (Ashlee is not my beard) Wentz were spotted buying boy clothes for the baby. Staff at the L.A.baby boutique Petit Tresor tells OK! magazine, Alm...

Ali G/Borat star Sacha Baron Cohen is to play Sherlock Holmes while Will Ferrell has been cast as Dr. Watson, his crime-solving partner in a new untitled comedy. Just the idea of Sacha and Will as Sherlock Holmes and Watson makes us laugh, Columbia co-pre...

Angelina Jolie is one step closer to repopulating the planet. She was admitted to a hospital in the south of France today and will soon be birthing her twins: Future Hotness #1 and Future Hotness #2. You can't tell me those aren't better names than Maddo...

Word broke that Michael Lohan may have an illegitimate love child floating about. Ashley Kaufmann (above) might be the 13-year-old half-sister of Lindsay Lohan. Ashley's mother Kristi talked to OK! Magazine about the circumstances revolving around Ashley...