Shia LaBeouf's crash on Sunday morning turned out to be not his fault despite being freaking loaded, according to the AP: Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver apparently ran a red light, and will be als...

Ryan Seacrest apparently was bitten by a shark on Sunday while at the beach in Mexico. It must've been a tiny shark because Ryan barely even noticed and found the tooth later in his leg, according to Page Six: He didn't know what it was for a minute - he...

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Denise Richards has gone one court appearance too far in her quest to annoy ex-husband Charlie Sheen. The hostile divorce and custody battle has reached a new low as Denise has falsely accused Charlie of molesting their toddler daughters. Charlie will fil...

Fans of Mario Lopez will now be able to look lovingly on his dimples five days a week for the next few years - the Latin hunk has been named as the new solo host for Extra, taking over for Mark McGrath who's been kicked to the curb. The former Saved By Th...

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night after she apparently had a reaction to medication she's taking as part of an anti-drug regimen. Amy had collapsed at her apartment and her dad Mitch called paramedics telling them She's fucked up, she's fucked up...

Miley Cyrus would be the perfect spokesperson for safe sex if LifeStyles condoms had their way. As a fan of neither product, I really don't have an opinion on the matter. Except I do and it's after the quote. What is this? Your first day? NY Daily News r...

Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O'Connell are having twins. Yay! Now they won't be entirely alone in obscurity. People reports: The babies are due this winter. And just a little more than a week ago, O'Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, We're trying to get pregnant. It ...

McG sang the praises of Christian Bale who he's currently directing in the upcoming film Terminator Salvation. Christian had some trouble in the press last week when he was arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother. But McG won't have any of this popp...

Samantha Ronson is shooting down a rumor that she refused to play Ali Lohan's new single because it's a flaming turd. The rumor started in yesterday's Page Six, and Samantha decided to set the record straight by blogging about it on her MySpace page. But...

We've secretly replaced pop-star Madonna with a rapidly decomposing corpse. Let's see if Lourdes Leon notices... Photos: NY Daily News, Splash News ...

I'd traveled to all four corners of the Earth, and at last, I found her again. This would be our final battle. The killing blow to be delivered by the bazooka I won off an Army colonel in a game of Russian roulette. But, suddenly, there's a commotion. It...

Linda Hogan visited Pinellas County Prison yesterday for her son Nick's 18th birthday. Knowing the TV cameras would be there, Linda brought a gift: A skateboard from, I'm assuming, the nearest Wal-Mart. Really? Wow. Because, ignoring the fact Nick's lega...

Miley Cyrus is saying she is like Super Sorry! for making fun of fellow Mouse House stars Demi Lovatos and Selena Gomez after an old YouTube video got a lot of buzz last week. The vid shows Miley and pal Mandy Jiroux like imitating the other Disney teen c...

Transformers actor Shia LaBeouf rolled his truck in Hollywood over the weekend and sustained a pretty bad injury t o his left hand but otherwise his female passenger and another driver were not injured too bad. Cops say he was cited and released on misdem...

Shia LaBeouf was arrested for suspicion of DUI after crashing his pickup into another car early Sunday morning. His two passengers suffered minor injuries while Shia required surgery on his hand at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. He was booked for misdemean...

Here's British singer Heidi Range of Sugababes (I have no clue.) at Miami Beach with her sister Hayley. Apparently Heidi feels she needs constant security while wearing a bikini. That's pretty narcissistic of somebody I had to look up on Wikipedia and is...

Heather Mills, the gold-digging ex-wife of Paul McCartney, is a bitch to work for. After four years, her publicist Michelle Elyzabeth quit working for the, uh, whatever the hell Heather does, and had the following to say to Extra: After working for Heath...

Kim Kardashian addressed the rumors that she'll appear on the next season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars. Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of celebrities that time forgot will meet an untimely doom. People repor...

Eva Mendes in lingerie is just brilliant marketing for any product under the sun. She could be in an ad campaign for Industrial Strength Penis Melter, and I'd pour it on my cereal. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I'm sure it's somet...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's French chateau was invaded by camo-wearing paparazzi. The two men Rambo'd there way onto the grounds - only to get their shit wrecked by Pitt-Jolie security guards. BOFF! POW! CAMERA IN THE ASS! The AP reports: Police spoke...

Heidi and Spencer love to take everyday events and turn them into photo shoots so fucking retarded, you'll swear you've been huffing paint all morning. Here some hapless realtor is forced to take part in their shenanigans. But, then again, this man has n...

The teen vampire tale Twilight won't hit the big screen until December, but fans of the book series were in a frenzy to see the cast at Comic Con. Hundreds camped overnight outside the San Diego Convention Center for a chance to see the first previews and...

50 Cent is suing the Taco Bell cuz he says the fast food chain stole his identity for an advertising campaign. The ads he's talking about features the star's name being mentioned in a voice over telling him he should change his name to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or...

Michelle Williams is dating director Spike Jonze. Spike is the director of the upcoming film Where the Wild Things Are and is currently getting his nuts kicked in for having the audacity to make a kid's movie devoid of fart jokes. But at least he gets to...

Tony Romo is apparently the driving force behind Jessica Simpson's already failed attempt to crossover to country music. While what small semblance of a music career she has left is being drowned in twang, Tony also wants to see his lady pack on the poun...

We're very aware of the popup problem and we're doing our best to figure out where the hell they're coming from. We've got a set of detectives sleuthing around so hopefully we'll get this figured out soon. Trust us, nobody hates popups more than we do. If...

Angelina Jolie wasn't knocked up with twins by way of Brad Pitt's penis. Instead, she went with in vitro fertilization because nobody puts Angelina in a corner, not even nature! Unless nature looks like Billy Bob Thornton then maybe. Us Weekly reports: T...

Anne Hathaway has been doing her best to distance herself from her ex-boyfriend con man Raffaello Follieri. She's even changed her number, and many believe she helped the FBI arrest him. But now she's getting pulled into the investigation after her priva...

Brooke Hogan really hates her mom. A months-old legal document leaked today that alleges Hulk was physically and verbally abusive to his wife Linda. Brooke signed the statement, but now regrets doing so after she learned all the facts. She says her mothe...

Christian Bale's sister reportedly asked him for £100,000 (roughly $200,000) to help support her children. When he said No, she decided to make some remarks about his wife causing a confrontation that, according to The Sun, did include pushing and shovi...

R&B heart throb Chris Brown is teaming up with Survivor and Apprentice producer Mark Burnett to create a new dance competition TV show. Chris' show won't be paso doblo mamba rumba samba tango cha cha cha - it'll be hip-hop and street dance. Dancing is mor...

Ferris Bueller star Matthew Broderick is having an affair (allegedly) with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar. Spies ID'd the star as having been seen with his girlfriend numerous times while his lovely wife, Sarah Jessica Parker - who JUST ha...

Lauren Conrad's neighbors would like to see her and Audrina Patridge relocate sooner rather than later. Preferably somewhere where bombs are tested. Production for The Hills is making life goddamn ridiculous for people on the girls' street. Radar Online ...

Sienna Miller was basically labeled a homewrecker after topless photos of her on vacation with Balthazar Getty emerged. It also didn't help that Balthazar waited a week to announce he was separated from his wife at the time. So, Sienna is looking to cash...

Amy Winehouse, for who the hell knows what reason, has been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds in London. Her parents Mitch and Janis stopped by for the unveiling sans Amy which prompted Mitch to ask Janis Why couldn't you have had a wax baby? I want...

Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she's actually considering doing it! I don't know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that's right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports: Brooke Hogan h...

These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she's just in a bikini. It's basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I'll fight to the dea...

Matthew McConaughey's longtime girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to their son Levi Alves McConaughey on July 7, and two weeks later, they popped him on the cover of OK! Magazine for a cool $3 mil. Thankfully, unlike the Jessica Alba and Jamie Lynn bulls...

Matthew Broderick is allegedly having an affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar earlier this year. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the two together numerous times while Sarah Jessica Parker was in LA filming Sex and the City: The Movie...

Nick Hogan/Bollea turns 18 on Sunday, and it looks like he's all set to receive a special birthday corn-holing. Dreams do come true! TMZ reports: Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility...

Christian Bale is reportedly suffering depression from strains in his marriage and the death of Heath Ledger that's hitting home with The Dark Knight now the biggest thing since sliced bread that lives in a cave. According to a close friend of Christian,...

Frances Bean Cobain, the 15-year-old daughter of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain (she totally has her father's eyes) and walking trainwreck Courtney Love, is the new summer aide at Rolling Stone. She landed the coveted internship at the magazine be...

Kourtney Kardashian, the oldest sister who doesn't maintain a steady diet of an entire yak, flashed her panties yesterday while having lunch with her boyfriend in New York City. While these pictures look conclusive, I know this family's propensity for bu...

Kim Kardashian really is working on her figure like her mom, Reggie Bush and the entire Internet wants. Then again she's a Kardashian, so this is most likely an elaborate ruse. She probably changed/crowbarred herself into workout clothes once she saw the...

Christian Bale was picked up by Scotland Yard this morning after his mother and sister claimed he assaulted them in his London hotel room Sunday night. Police didn't arrest Christian for questioning yesterday because of The Dark Knight premiere. Also, he...

Sports model Gabrielle Reece is seen here vacationing in St. Tropez, France with husband surf guru Laird John Hamilton. I can tell Gabrielle just had a baby - and not because she's holding one. (Okay, that helped.) In the meantime, ladies, if you want an...

At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is about to come true. America's favorite assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support the troops/pose on a tank for this year's Christmas card. Spencer te...

Natalie Portman plays a Bollywood princess in the video for her boyfriend Devendra Banhart's new single Carmensita. WARNING: I hope you like pubes and talks of sacred teats. That said, this thing kicks the shit out of the Star Wars prequels, but then aga...

Some dude is claiming he has hidden camera footage of Madonna and A-Rod in a Manhattan apartment having, what can only be described as, the grossest sex of all time. He's demanding a ton of cash for the video and Madonna's lawyers are aware of the guy's ...