Roseanne Barr got people's attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Now, she's getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she's writing absolutely insane shit that m...

Somebody thinks Avril Lavigne is not only sexy, but too sexy. Really? Vampire Girl? She was set to perform in Malaysia but officials for the country think Avril's sugary pop music is a bad influence, according to OK! Magazine: It is not timely. It's not ...

Chris Kattan and his model wife of two months are already throwing in the towel. But, yet, they don't plan to divorce which would puzzle me if I weren't too busy trying to figure out where the hell all the real celebrities are hiding today. Us Magazine r...

Here's some good news out of Hollywood for a change: actress Christina Applegate has been completely cleared of the BIG C: Cancer! The 'Samantha Who?' star paid a steep price for it after deciding to undergo a double mastectomy but the decision saved her ...

Dita Von Teese shows off her new line of lingerie that she designed for Wonderbra. It's meant to be worn all day under your normal clothes because apparently Dita wants all you ladies to be slutty superheroes. Finally, a cause I can support! In the meant...

Jennifer Lopez. Triathlete. Can you picture it? The new mom looks great after having twins six months ago but wants to get back in shape (read: lose 20 pounds) by training for the Malibu Triathlon event next month. Now if she can just get her big hips int...

The Matrix's Laurence Fishburne will replace William Peterson at the CSI Las Vegas Crime Lab. Fishburne says he is elated and delighted to land the gig. The actor will reportedly portray a former pathologist turned college lecturer. He meets up with membe...

Christina Applegate has pwned breast cancer. In an interview today on Good Morning America, Christina revealed that doctors were able to successfully remove the cancer, and she's good to go. ABC News reports: I'm clear, the star of Samantha Who? said. Ab...

Sex sells, so it's no surprise that, like Superhero Movie before it, Disaster Movie attempts to bring in viewers unaware of ways of procuring actual pornography (i.e., the internet) by promising a brief, cleavage-filled wrestling match. But what makes th...

Season 4 of the The Hills premieres tonight, and to further emphasize the continued decline of civilization, Heidi Montag has released a new single Overdosin' which sounds exactly like her previous single Fashion. I'm pretty sure Heidi Montag is just sit...

Roseanne Barr must've decided she wanted to feel relevant this weekend and posted an entry on her blog attacking Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I'll give kudos to Roseanne for calling Glenn Beck a used tampon before she dives completely off th...

Audrina Patridge needs to remind Heidi that the only good Hills star is a bikini-clad Hills star. Well, except for Lauren Conrad whose chest could literally put a man to sleep. Photos: Bauer-Griffin...

These are shots of Jennifer Lopez training for the upcoming Nautica Malibu Triathlon. J-Lo is competing to raise money for Children's Hospital of LA which means she's practically the Unabomber, according to Roseanne Barr logic. Judging by these photos, I...

Sir Paul McCartney and girlfriend Nancy Shevell have been on a road trip across the USA, driving an old 89 Ford Bronco and taking a cheap car vacation staying in campground and motels. The former Beatle was cruising on the infamous Route 66 - which stretc...

America Ferrera and her hit show 'Ugly Betty' were tops at this year's ALMA Awards last night in Los Angeles. The show and its cast rated four gongs for best achievements of Latinos in the entertainment industry. America won the award for Outstanding Act...

Dear Mr. President, It is with the deepest regret that I must inform you of grave news: The terrorists have won. Attached is photographic evidence that is not for the weak at heart. (Now, would be a good time to eat a cookie and give the photos to Dick C...

Awhile back there were rumors that Michael Jackson and his brothers Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie were planning to tour together again. But MJ hasn't been well, and while most of the brothers are in dire need of money, it's been revealed that Jacko ha...

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi made good on their promise to immediately wed once the ban against gay marriage was deemed unconstitutional in California. Somewhere, John McCain just went Huh? What? I want tapioca. People reports: Ellen DeGeneres and...

John Mayer decided to unleash a fury of words on some photographers following him around Saturday in New York. He's tired of rumors that he cheated on Jennifer Aniston and/or didn't want to impregnate her no matter how many times she threatened to nipple...

Actor and musician Jared Leto and his band, 30 Seconds To Mars, are being sued by Virgin Records for $30 million for failing to deliver three albums. Under an agreement signed by the group in 1999, they were to release five albums for the label but only d...

With a little help from his teammates, Michael Phelps made history yesterday at the Water Cube in Beijing winning his eight gold medal at a single Olympics surpassing the mark set by Mark Spitz in 1972. Phelps barely won number seven by a fingernail Frid...

Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi in the backyard of their home in Beverly Hills yesterday. According to a report in People magazine, The intimate ceremony was attended by 19 guests, including Ellen's mom Betty...

A surprisingly immune to overdose Amy Winehouse went on her daily drinking binge last night and in the process managed to assault an innocent bystander. Apparently an older woman was concerned for Amy's health and stopped to talk to her. Fearing that her...

Olympic athlete and women's volleyball competitor Kerri Walsh has wisely decided her ass is a veritable weapon in the fight against HIV/AIDS infection. I want everyone to know I'm behind this cause. Hi-OH! But, no, seriously, if I make a donation do I at...

These are shots of Selma Blair in a bikini on the set of her new show Kath & Kim, but that's not important right now. Can somebody tell me what in the hell is going on with Selma Blair's crotch in some of these photos? Is her vagina trying to escape? Tha...

Lindsay Lohan has an undying love of the cock. Or at least that's what her friends are telling OK! Magazine. Sure, maybe they didn't use those exact words, but I dare you to draw a different conclusion. No, scratch that. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!: Apparentl...

'Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince' is going to do a disappearing act and vanish from its scheduled November release. It won't see the big screen until July of next summer. There's a lot of speculation as to what is behind the eight month delay. The...

Sarah Connor Chronicles actor Brian Austin Green has been so inspired by the stardom attained by the late Heath Ledger playing the Joker in The Dark Knight that he's revealed he dreams of landing the coveted villain role in the next Batman film. Maybe th...

DMX must really like getting arrested. In fact, I'm willing to go so far to say he should marry getting arrested. He was picked up yesterday at an Arizona Wal-Mart after he failed to show up for a court hearing on Tuesday for his animal-cruelty and drug-...

Ed McMahon's house was on the verge of foreclosure until a lone toupee-d knight swooped in and saved him. The Donald is feeling benevolent these days and worked out a deal to buy Ed's house and lease it right back to him. People reports: Trump, who does ...

Kevin Federline apparently likes the name Britney no matter how it's spelled. He was recently beguiled by the beauty of socialite Brittny Gastineau (above) whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina. Page Six reports:: The f...

Christian Bale is off the hook. London police have been instructed to drop charges that Batman assaulted his mother due to lack of evidence. That loud wheezing sound you just heard was the excited whimper of a million geeks the world over. The AP reports...

These are shots of bikini models at the Hotel Bondi 08/09 Swim Show taking place in Sydney, Australia. What's this got to do with anything? Bikini. Do I even know any of these girls' names? Not even one. Are they of age? Uhhh, sure! Do I deserve a Pulitz...

Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy diatribe on her MySpace page, Lindsay also surprisingly defends her mom Dina who has the parenting skills of asbestos: he...

Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend Casey Aldridge is claiming he never had sex with 28-year-old Kelli Dawson while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Kelli claims her and Casey were hooking up until March of this year. While her story lacks credibility simply because th...

Hold on to your androgynous zones; the new season of America's Next Top Model just got a whole lot more penis-ier. Meet Isis (above) a transgender model who identifies herself as 'a woman born physically male.' She/He made the cut to be on Tyra Bank's co...

Rocker John Mayer has just dumped Jennifer Aniston for all the usual reasons: He's not ready to settle down and have kids. she comes across as a little too desperate to smother him, and she wanted to control the serial womanizer by limiting his touring ti...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly considering starring in new comedy called 'Food Fight'. The acting couple, both of whom seem to be having troubles scoring movie gigs lately even if he is head of a studio, are said to be ready to make their firs...

Are Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge really going to go through with a wedding? And will his girlfriend be invited? It's come out that Casey was seeing an older woman named Kelli Dawson, 28, while 16-year-old Jambo was pregnant with Casey's baby. Kell...

It's over. Time for the beef to end and the beat to begin between T.I. and Ludacris who have announced a surprising collaboration between the two Atlanta hip-hoppers. There's a time and place for everything, and now is the time, Luda told MTV News about t...

The Britney Spears Holy Shit, I Need Money! Tour continues today. This time with a stop at OK! Magazine where Britney gave her first post-batshit interview. Turns out she's able to form opinions on various topics. I'm as shocked as you are. Here's what B...

Sad news today. Hollywood is about to lose one of its trademark staples: Parties at the Playboy Mansion. Talk about the end of an era. Of course, some say that era ended the last time Hugh Hefner had an erection (See: Reagan Administration), but let's sh...

Casey Aldridge, the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie, was reportedly sleeping with another woman while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. His mistress was 28-year-old Kelli Dawson (above) and I can see the attraction. Who doesn't love a weary-looking s...

These are shots of Rihanna vacationing in Barbados with her boyfriend R&B singer Chris Brown. I also included pictures of her climbing into a raft while wearing a bikini. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I'm pretty sure it's somethin...

Danish supermodel Helena Christensen did a little swimming today while vacationing in France with Bono and his wife. Damn, I hope someday I marry a woman who lets me bring a supermodel to the beach with us. Otherwise, I'll have to ask the neighbors to st...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie were reportedly set to adopt an African girl named Mercy before their marriage hit the rocks. Now that the healing has begun, the couple is moving forward with the adoption plans that don't sound anything at all like an internatio...

Maid in Manhattan, the hit romantic comedy that starred Jennifer Lopez maybe be coming to TV as a series. In one of her better roles, Jen played a single mom from the Bronx who works as a maid at a posh New York hotel and catches the eye of a politician w...

Hide your babies, mommas, cuz when Madonna sees one she wants - nothing will stand in the evil bitch's way. The Give It 2 Me Girl wants to adopt another African baby from Malawi. The 2-year-old is named Mercy James and her extended family is fighting to k...

Paris Hilton is being sued by Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. for $75,000 for not fulfilling promotional obligations related to her 2006 bomb, 'National Lampoon's Pledge This!' in which she played the president of an exclusive sorority. The company cla...

Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she's a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV's A Shot at Lo...