These are shots of the Pussycat Dolls performing at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday for the release of their new album Doll Domination. I never really got the appeal of this group. I mean, they're strippers, but they sing so that makes them r...

Simon Cowell responded to Extra today about the obvious news that Clay Aiken is gay: Wow, that's a shock. It's like being told Santa Clause isn't real -- unbelievable. Cowell then softened and encouraged Aiken with Good for him. If he said it, it's the r...

Katie Jordan Price launched her new fragrance Besotted yesterday and somehow opted to look uncharacteristically hot as opposed to her usual look: Goddamn retarded. Dear Katie, Always do this. Never do anything but this. Whatever thought process was invol...

Clay Aiken has finally said the words: Yes, I'm Gay. The 29-year-old former American Idol runner-up says his newborn son, conceived by in-vitro fertilization with friend and producer Jaymes Foster, was the reason he decided he could no longer hide his hom...

Lynne Spears is speaking out about the media's hypocrisy embracing the pregnancy of Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of John McCain running mate Sarah Palin. Lynne got her holy nuts kicked in when it was revealed Jamie Lynn was with child, but Sar...

Retired rapper Eminem is apparently ready to unretire after four years. He's back in the studio and working on material for a new album. I'm concentrating on my own stuff right now, just banging out tracks, he said during a recent appearance on his Sirius...

Lindsay Lohan confirmed she has a more than just friends relationship with lesbian sidekick Samantha Ronson. On the radio program Loveline yesterday, she was asked by DJ Stryker, You guys, you and Samantha, have been going out for how long now? Radio jock...

Demi Lovato's upcoming Disney Channel TV show is called Sonny With A Chance, reports Spanish magazine Para Todos. It's about a girl named Sonny having a chance to make it in [show] business, the 16-year-old Camp Rock star tells the mag. We filmed the fir...

Nick Hogan is getting three months knocked off his jail sentence and will be a free man before Halloween. He was serving eight months after a car accident that left his best friend John Graziano in a coma with a massive hole in his head. TMZ reports: Nic...

Hugh Hefner is still knocking down rumors that Holly Madison ditched him for Criss Angel. Of course, it doesn't help that Holly and Criss were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, but Hugh acknowledges there's a transition in place, Us Magazine re...

Lindsay Lohan's man-thing Samantha Ronson turned down an offer to host a benefit for Rubyfruit a landmark lesbian watering hole in New York. It turns out Sam doesn't do gay clubs, according to Page Six: At first, her agent said it was $8,000 for the nigh...

Sharon Stone has lost custody of her eight-year-old son Roan. Her ex-husband Phil Bronstein has had primary custody and a judge refused Sharon's pleas to change that arrangement, according to Entertainment Tonight: According to court documents detailing ...

Hey, everybody, Clay Aiken is gay! The singer, who recently became a dad, has come out of the closet in an exclusive interview with People. In related news, the sky is blue. NOTE: Hats off to the folks over at Dateline Hollywood for creating hilarious v...

Alright, folks, this is huge. What you're seeing are EXCLUSIVE bikini pics of Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas today with her husband Cash Warren and their rarely-seen daughter Honor Marie. But that's not important right now. What is important is A. That b...

Jenna Jameson is definitely doing her best Angelina Jolie impersonation, according to sources for Perez Hilton: They're having twins, a friend of the superstar tells us. Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled! This, of course, answers No...

Britney Spears' latest single Womanizer was set to debut yesterday morning, but E! News is reporting it will be another week until it hits radio stations: According to label sources, the official premiere of Womanizer, Spears' first single off of her upc...

Five reality-show hosts opened the lamest Emmy Awards show in history Sunday night but it wasn't so bad after all. As it turns out - there was no TV viewing audience tuned in to watch the live trainwreck. On his radio show Monday, Ryan Seacrest explained ...

Rocker and Malibu resident Courtney Love has turned to her My Space page to post a help wanted message in her search for a non thieving non freaky housekeeper and some other hired held. Adding specific directions that no super fans need apply, Courtney is...

A California judge has ruled that actress Sharon Stone will no longer share joint custody of her oldest adopted son Roan with her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. Phil has been granted sole physical custody. Sharon recently filed papers asking for changes to th...

Here's Lindsay Lohan showing some cuppage while leaving Roxy over the weekend. Because sometimes, during these tumultuous times, it's comforting to know there are some constants. In this case, Lindsay having huge breasts. Honestly, I should write a self-...

Dear Kim Kardashian, Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh right under 120 lbs. When many commenters on The Superficial and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried Bullshit! (Including myself who, physically possessing half you...

For the few of you who haven't heard, former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM were the sole survivors of a plane crash Saturday in South Carolina that left four people dead. The two had just performed at a free concert (above) near the Universit...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been immortalized in portraits that are now displayed in Wolfgang Puck's Beverly Hills restaurant Cut. I guess rich people like to enjoy fine cuisine while being ominously stared at by the still images of soulless Repu...

Stolen photos of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding her daughter Maddie could constitute child pornography because the 17-year-old actress' left breast is exposed. It looks like her fiance Casey Aldridge is the cause of this incident. According to TMZ: The p...

Casey Aldridge is a boy genius. Apparently, the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie took a camera card to Wal-Mart that contained pictures of her breast-feeding. In one of the pictures, Jamie Lynn's underage breast is exposed which has sparked a...

George Michael was arrested for possession of crack cocaine in a public restroom on Friday, according to the BBC: A 45-year-old man was arrested on 19 September on suspicion of possession of drugs in the Hampstead Heath area, a Metropolitan Police spokes...

Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus have figured out the real money's in focusing on Miley's singing career and bailing on Disney. In a move that could only be cultivated in a trailer full of meth, Miley and Billy Ray are now trying to get fired f...

These are pics of Dutch model and newest Victoria's Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes in Miami. Now, I can already tell what some of you readers are going to say about her boyfriend. C'mon, I read the comments. So, it's pretty obvious there's going to be a few ...

They made her a star and now she wants them to simply go away. Paris Hilton says there is a fine line between business and pleasure and she is endorsing the L.A. police department's plans to create a personal safety zone between celebrities and photograph...

Travis Barker, the former drummer for Blink 182, and DJ AM, were the only two survivors of the crash of a Learjet which skidded off the runway and burst into flames Friday night. The accident killed four other people. The plane, carrying two crew and four...

Rumor has it that Miley Cyrus is trying to get fired from her hit show Hannah Montana because she's so over it and there's more money in touring and singing anyway. And papa Billy Ray Cyrus has also made that point to a number of people. TMZ is reporting...

I'm actually surprised to be writing this post because, for a while there, Britney Spears was on a one-woman crusade against undergarments and physical fitness. But it's amazing what simply wearing a bra can do. In fact, I can't believe I'm saying this, ...

It's official: Spencer Pratt has no shame. I can't say it enough, whenever I look these two assclowns posing like they just won the Special Olympics, I say a little prayer that Heidi Montag is still a virgin. C'mon, what could be a bigger kick in the bal...

Who's ready for a story about how big of a bitch Kim Kardashian is? I know I am. I don't know about you, but I love a good Kim is a selfish behemoth tale because they're always so full of hope and promise and love for one's fellow man. So, without furthe...

Pamela Anderson attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Label event in London last night with some dude in a weird mask. I have no clue. Anyway, apparently wanting to smother the crowd in an avalanche of breast, Pam decided to wear a push-up bra which brings ...

Anne Hathaway was believed to be an informant for the Feds which led to the arrest of her con man ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. But TMZ reports it was actually Raffaello's assistant who sang like a canary: As a federal affidavit demonstrated, a Follie...

Shauna Sand flashed her panties for the second time this week while getting out of her car at Katsuya. Someone needs to explain to Shauna this is only hot for celebrities who aren't on the cusp of menopause. So, unless she has a machine that can reverse ...

Alex A-Rod Rodriguez has reached a private divorce settlement with his wife Cynthia. Their marriage publicly fell apart when it was discovered that A-Rod loves banging strippers and the occasional mummy. Cynthia was looking for a huge chunk of change to ...

When Barack Obama politely kissed off Lindsay Lohan's recent offer to help out with this whole darn election thing going on, he didn't know that Papa Lohan would take it so badly. The Mean Girls star allegedly offered to host a fundraiser to bring in her ...

Heather Mills is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest b**ch on the planet. Like, tell us something we don't know. A publicist is being sued by the one-legged model for more than $460,000 (GBP250,000) for revealing truths about the ex-Beatle's ...

The opening of Katie Holmes' Broadway show All My Sons was picketed last night by members of the Internet group Anonymous. Protestors wore Guy Fawkes mask ala V for Vendetta, according to Us Magazine: The group was wearing masks and shouted, We are not b...

Michael Lohan called out the Barack Obama campaign after they passed on Lindsay Lohan's offer to host events for young voters. A source in the Democratic candidate's camp told the Chicago Sun-Times that Lindsay ''is not exactly the kind of high-profile s...

Paris Hilton sat down with Reuters to talk about her hard-working lifestyle. And, yes, you just read that: Paris Hilton says she works. Here's what Paris has to say about the most annoying misconception people have of her: The one that 'she doesn't work'...

These are shots of Miley Cyrus' new devout Christian boyfriend Justin Gaston who, hey, what do you know? Happens to be an underwear model. I'm not really sure if Jesus is all about displaying the banana hammock, but I am sure I just locked down the Catho...

These are shots of Kim Kardashian picking up her drycleaning while on a rehearsal break from Dancing with the Stars. I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure Kim's ass directly affects the tides of the Earth's oceans. I tried to conduct some research, but s...

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You probably saw the headlines of Ryan O'Neal, 67, busted with his son for drugs and didn't think much of it. You know those O'Neals - Ryan, Tatum, and Griffin - have been crackheads for years. Then, whoa, read the sordid details - it was the YOUNGEST SON...

It's the end of the world as we know it: Shocking news but very true - non-singer, non-talent Jessica Simpson has an album that has topped the country charts. The woman who was boo'd off the stage in her debut performance in Wisconsin is having the last l...

Michelle Rodriguez is back, baby! After a few bumps in the career road - a DUI in Hawaii, some jail time, and getting killed on Lost - the actress has her career back on track. Michelle has been away working on a couple of films including Girlfight and F...

Despite enraging country music fans with her breasts at the Grand Ole Opry and giving horrible ass performances, Jessica Simpson's new album Do You Know debuted at the top of Billboard's country charts, according to Us Magazine: The album -- which sold 6...