I'm starting to understand Matthew McConaughey a whole lot more after finding about his mom Kay McConaughey's book. Entilted I Amaze Myself the memoir contains anecdotes about Matthew's conception and his father dying during sex. I wish I was making this...

Eva Longoria used to be a lingerie model before hitting it big on Desperate Housewives. These shots are from 2001, and I want to know who the hell told her to keep pursuing acting? Eva could've been cranking more of these pics out or, God willing, done p...

Elisabetta Gregoraci continues her summer of digging gold in a bikini. There's just something about Itailan Wonderbra models. Once you've seen one, you've seen not nearly enough and want to continually stare at her while praying to the Internet gods she'...

Lindsay Lohan's pop, Michael Lohan, 48, told E!News yesterday that he and his girlfriend, the old-looking 24-year-old Erin Muller (who doesn't look a day over 38!), are unofficially engaged - whatever that means. He's bought her a ring and all but hasn't ...

Is it me or is The Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas always wearing a bikini? Some might call this trashy, but if you take note, ladies, she's engaged. Now, I'm not suggesting the two are related - except I am and no one likes a spinster. So, house full of cats...

Tara Reid showed off some more of her clothing line Mantra at the second day of When I Move You Move Fashion Show in Vegas. I guess her line consists solely of a long piece of rope. Considering the source, honestly, I'm impressed. Yeah, you see, it's jus...

Kate Hudson and celebrity stylist David Babaii are being sued for allegedly stealing an idea to make hair products using volcanic ash. Dammit, ash? I thought they were sticking people's heads in volcanoes. I hate this story. Reuters reports: In the laws...

'24' star Kiefer Sutherland says he's overpaid and he really doesn't deserve the mega-millions that he earns from his TV and film work. Now there's a rare thought coming from a Hollywood actor - but Kiefer isn't your typicial ego-driven fame whore. He cla...

Who's the best at Madden? Rapper The Game has confirmed he's up for Bow Wow's challenge. The rivals will go head to head in a Madden 2009 challenge. A date hasn't been set for the clash of gamers, but The Game insists one thing is certain - he'll win the ...

Great news, everybody: Britney Spears will not be performing at this year's VMAs. HURRAY! Her manager Larry Rudolph wants everyone to know Britney is very serious about her album and won't be reprising her now infamous Jiggly Girl dance, according to the...

Tara Reid showed off her clothing line Mantra at the When I Move You Move show in Las Vegas yesterday. Between Tara and Heidi Montag I can only assume they're handing out clothing lines to anyone with a pulse. I should get in on this action. I'll call my...

Dr. Dre's 20-year-old son Andre Young Jr. was found dead Saturday morning at his mother's house, according to People: Andre Young Jr., 20, was discovered unresponsive by his mother at his home in Woodland Hills, Calif., on Saturday morning, according to ...

In this day age, some might say the ideas of poise, elegance and class no longer exist. Not so, says Shauna Sand. Not so. .... Lap dance? Photos: Bauer-Griffin...

Justin Long has apparently rebounded from his break-up with Drew Barrymore and landed in the pale-white arms of Kirsten Dunst, according to NY Daily News: he duo were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas, says our spy. They were hold...

In what will initially be considered a surprisingly fast turnaround until you see the final product, Heidi Montag's video for Overdosin' has been released and JESUS H. CORNELIUS CHRIST! I'm not gonna lie; I turned the audio off about ten seconds in which...

Charlie Sheen's done it again. Bullseye Johnson has knocked up another wife within just weeks of the wedding. Because nothing bonds a really weird, old actor and the bride who thinks he has money together like an immediate pregnancy. *sigh* OK! Magazine ...

Hayden Panettiere celebrated her 19th birthday over the weekend by apparently wearing a bikini and a party hat. Cool? I'll be the first to admit this looks nothing like I envisioned it. I mean, where's the parade? The midget rodeo?! And why is the pool f...

Michelle Rodriguez is coming back from the dead to reprise her character of Ana-Lucia on 'Lost' this fall, according to the Ausiello Files. Well, at least for one episode. As Ana-Lucia was blown away in a hail of bullets fired by Michael, the appearance ...

Charlie Sheen and his new wife Brooke Mueller have announced they are expecting their first child together. The 'Two and a Half Men' star, 42, is currently the highest paid prime-time comedy TV star and a father of three girls. Brooke and I are thrilled!...

Great news, everybody: Paris Hilton is still pursuing a career in music! Oh boy! Of course, I'm sure her efforts have been rejuvenated by the inexplicable airing of Heidi Montag's singles. At any rate, Paris is currently recording a duet with her boyfrie...

ABC announced this morning that Kim Kardashian would compete on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Apparently, Kim was so excited she decided to walk on broken glass. (Ha ha! Gypsies.) After a quick trip to the ER, Kim called Good Morning Ame...

Hayden Panettiere spoke publicly for the first time about her dad's arrest for spousal abuse and put the blame on the arresting officers. Her father was arrested after getting in a drunken brawl with his wife who was also sloshed. Extra reports: It [the ...

I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce. These are shots of Heidi Montag filming the video for her latest single Overdosin'. After looking at 1985 puke all over Heidi Montag, I can only hope this abortion will drown her tiny iota ...

Here are shots of Madonna in England from the Saturday night launch of her Sticky & Sweet Tour. After seeing these photos of the mummy's tomb encased in fishnets, I'd rather call my parents and ask them to describe the day I was conceived than buy Madonn...

Katie Holmes is currently rehearsing for the Broadway revival of All My Sons. But it turns out she's not much of a box-office draw. Why? Old people have no idea who the hell she is, according to Star: Although some people blame the economy, other Broadwa...

After the Madonna concert post, seeing Ali Larter in a bikini is like a breath of fresh air - that's wearing a bikini. Then again, you could show me a picture of celery right now and I'd probably weep tears of joy. Photos: Splash News...

Pop star Janet Jackson is launching her own line of lingerie. Named after her 1987 song, the Pleasure Principle line of lingerie will hit stores in November. After making its debut in the United States, the label will arrive in Australia, Japan and Europe...

Kim Kardashian cut her foot badly but still plans to be a hobbling contestant on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars. The Keeping up with the Kardashians reality show celeb accidentally sliced her big toe open on a glass coffee table at a Manha...

Citing a lack of drama in the show, American idol judge Simon Cowell admits the show was a bore last year and he wants to shake things up. It's going to be a different show this year and we'll have to see if that's a negative or an advantage, Cowell says....

We all know Britney Spears lip syncs in concerts and most people are okay with that given her non-stop dance moves for an hour on stage. However, an old video posted online this weekend of a recorded feed of her open mic make it very clear that Brit can't...

Michael Lohan is challenging Kevin Federline to a charity boxing match, according to OK! Magazine: Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he's a notorious celebrity dad and so am I, Michael tells OK! exclusively. It's for charity. In addition to amusin...

Melanie C (a.k.a. Sporty Spice) is expecting her first child, according to the Daily Mail: The 34-year-old singer announced the news on her website today. Mel C said: 'Some happy news. Well, I can now announce that Tom and I are expecting a baby and we a...

It had been rumored in the tabloids: Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling REUNITED! However, it was only gossip and speculation. Our fragile hearts weren't ready to believe again. Too soon, we said. Too soon. But then, last night, love went out for coffee. Th...

Victoria's Secret is publishing a coffee table book entitled Supermodel Obsession that features Adriana Lima (above), Doutzen Kroes and others. If you're like me, you've often pulled a shoebox full of old Victoria's Secret catalogs out from underneath yo...

Khloe Kardashian will compete on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. Can she prove herself useful? Or will someone have to explain to her that Lady, O.J. Simpson's money isn't the answer to every problem. Just most of them.? The New York Post re...

Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to a baby boy today, and she must've been super pissed at the kid for staying in there so long because she named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. I mean, Jesus, lady, so what if he came out and was already four years old? Tha...

Justin Timberlake will be reuniting with Britney Spears for - Jesus! Someone took their happy pills this morning - for a duet on her new album, Page Six reports: Spies said Spears will team up with her ex-love for a song on her next album due at the end ...

Congratulations to Henry Cejudo who overcame a childhood of adversity where he moved about 50 times but always kept wrestling and dreaming. My mom would always tell us when we were kids, if you want to be an astronaut you can be an astronaut, doctor you c...

It's always been Living La Vida Loca for Ricky Martin, and now he has twin sons to share his life with. The Latin superstar had the children via a surrogate mother, and the babies were born a few weeks ago, according to his reps. The children, delivered v...

After the infamous Slightly Exposed Back-gate, formerly-exiled Miley Cyrus has been welcomed back into the Disney fold. They missed their little cash cow who lays golden Faberge eggs in a diamond bucket. So much so that they're allowing Miley to hold her...

Tori Spelling's husband Dean McDermott is pissed she dropped out of the 90210 remake after she learned she'd be making 10 grand an episode less than Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty. Dean was hoping to score himself a gig despite the fact a trained chimp...

When she's not single-handedly destroying the image of a Dallas-based brewery, Jessica Simpson likes to take time out from her busy schedule to snoop through Tony Romo's cell phone which is how she knew his ex Carrie Underwood was lying when she recently...

Joe Francis continued his holy quest of everything good and righteous and nipplely by approaching model/reality star Brittny Gastineau last night outside of Crown Bar. I think I speak for all of us when I say This man should be our president. Not only wo...

Lindsay Lohan decided not to wear a bra yesterday which resulted in a plethora of side-boob viewage. That said, I can't tell if these pics are hot considering Lindsay's body looks exactly like E.T.'s pale brother, What's-His-Face? Oh, right: Kirsten Duns...

Tila Tequila's new girlfriend Courtenay Semel found herself in the drunk tank after getting in a fight with security outside a Vegas nightclub. Beforehand, she was having dinner with Kourtney Kardashian who was taping an episode of her reality show Keepi...

Jesus, that was fast. Here's the first of presumably many ads featuring Jessica Simpson as the new face of Stampede Light Plus beer. I gotta be honest, this campaign is already headed towards epic FAIL. Everyone knows you can't sell beer without bikinis....

Ricky Martin is apparently the father of twin boys. Unmarried, ungirflriended Ricky Martin. Turns out he decided to rock the ol' rent a uterus and had a surrogate mother deliver him a pair of sons. The AP reports: The children, delivered via gestational ...

In an attempt to win over football fans, Jessica Simpson is endorsing a new brew, called Stampede Light PLUS, for a Dallas brewery. Claiming she's making a smart choice with a smart beer, the sometime actress who can't tell chicken from tuna believes the ...

Spencer Pratt wants everyone to know Jesus and him are making the connection. Not only that, but he's taking spiritual advice from Heidi I'd Rather Die Than Live Without Chest Balloons Montag. You know, the chick who recently tried to pretend she's a vir...

Jessica Simpson and beer commercials: Why hasn't this happened sooner? Jessica, in her first logical career move ever, is going to be the face of new Dallas' Stampede Light Plus, according to the Dallas Morning News: She's the face of the brand now, sai...